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Old 09-05-2006, 11:56 PM   #478
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Ok so I was at the bar tonight, and the bartender chicka was quite attractive and my friend and I were talking about sex and she joined it, then I quickly chugged my beer, red stripe,(I think it was drink #10 or so) and I walked turn around and did one little hack thingie you pa people know what I am talking about *hrumpf!* she then says "That was....nice" I laughed and say I can one up that, and I told her the story of how I was hitting on a chick and puked in my hand, andrew remembers that one!, and she totally sai that was the most disgusting thing she had ever heard!, then I got a yeagerbomb, and *hrumpf!*(again) and I said that one was for her . Then we watched Crash, score one for the Hohman, Also has anyone noticed most bartenders dont drink as much as you would think?
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