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Optimus stole items from a place of business whilst partaking in certain spirited beverages purchased from said business? I find such a devious undertaking to be quite out of character from such an upstanding young debutante.
Raublekick, You are a perpetuator of lies and all things demonic in their calamitous nature. I shall insist upon a formal written apology for such slander in a public forum, and I will make it my personal crusade to make sure you never find employment in this town again.
Consider this your only warning, next time I will bring along law-enforcement officers of the highest degree to scrupulize your naivity, and as such, your threats will be shown most inefficient and cowardly.
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