"man, you were in my bathroom for a while dood, whatchu' been doin' in there...?"
"dude, i didn't want to puke in your bathroom"
"ok...well...i'd rather have you puke in the toilet than on my kitchen floor"
::5 minutes later::
"hrooomph"
"sigh... dude, please try to make it to my bathroom"
"hrooomph"
::splat::
"hroomph"
::stumbles towards the bathroom::
::spllat plat splat spaslttatethwejth::
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