[Liss]

"I realize... this is optimus. No! (screaming) This is seriously optimus. (screaming). I'm just saying, you probably shouldn't ...(end of message)"

"Waasssaaap, it's Justin. Justin talking to Liss, see! (Optimus and Justin conversing) (someone says) We just tore up the zip code sign and threw it across the lawn!!! (conversing) Be careful because July is coming and it's a really dangerous month! I dont think you understand...the koala bears in africa will unite and we WILL become an endangered species because they WILL be attacking the united nations...of...america....uh...welcome to the DANGERZONE!! Bambahmbahmbambahm!!!"

Hi liss, this is raublekick. thecreeper gave me his cellphone and now I am talking on it. i just wanted to say hi. You're a great person. Bye. (in the background: "you're such a puss---)

Ah, it doesn't work. I just can't recreate the effect in writing. I tried.