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HERE'S TO THE FINEST CREW IN STAR FLEET!
CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PICARD OF THE USS ENTERPRISE
M-M-M-M-MAKE IT SO!
THE FIRST DUTY OF EVERY STAR FLEET OFFICER IS TO THE TRUTH! SCIENTIFIC TRUTH, OR HISTORICAL TRUTH, OR PERSONAL TRUTH. IT IS THE GUIDING PRINCIPLE ON WHICH STAR FLEET IS BASED. IF YOU CAN'T FIND IT IN YOURSELF TO STAND UP, TELL THE TRUTH, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO WEAR THAT UNIFORM.
(THIS IS BECOMING A SPEECH
YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN, SIR. YOU'RE ENTITLED.
HMM, I'M ENTITLED TO RAMBLE ON ABOUT SOMETHING EVERYONE KNOWS)
HE JUST KEPT TALKING IN ONE LONG INCREDIBLY UNBROKEN SENTENCE MOVING FROM TOPIC TO TOPIC SUCH THAT NO ONE HAD A CHANCE TO INTERRUPT IT WAS REALLY QUITE HYPNOTIC.
YOU'LL HAVE TO CALL AGAIN! I'M JUST LEAVING. I'M, UH, NOT DRESSED PROPERLY.
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