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So things that I have noticed.....
I brush my teeth!,
I shine more brightly the more I drink.,
My armpit is a great place to hold a beer bottle.,
And I wish I knew what it was that I was showing people on my phone.
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"You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos
"MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!,
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"
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