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Last night, I drank about a pot of coffee with half a bottle of Amarula. Anyone else ever had it? I discovered it in South Africa, where it originates. It's good, sweet, great in coffee, kind of like Baileys.Then my wrist was hurting so I took a lortab, and watched 10 episodes of Family Guy with guy friends (and two episodes of Ren and Stimpy), and couldn't stand up straight, and baked cupcakes. And here I am at 7:45 AM, skipping class even though I got up for it, still thinking about the 23 year old fucker who is dating my 17 year old sister and the various ways I want to murder him and detach his testicles.
I could go for a coldbeer. Yessir.
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