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Dude tonight was so amazing got a girl's number, got so shitfaced, saw the Lancaster barnstormers kick the Long island duck, gay name if you ask me, in the anal hole! I am so drunk it is 4 something in the morn I have to work in like 5 hours and I drank...
Spaten
Yueling
Hop Hog
Molson
(threw up)
Sparks
hoegarrden
gin and somthing
tequilla
crown royal
jagermiester
jager agian
hoegarrden
I really lost track I bought some girls something drank more got a number drank more then went to the eaffle house and chugged a bottle of syrup and then ran an eithghtht og a mile to the nearest wawa to get cah out cause thouse fuckers dont except credit, all it all last night was 55 dollars, tonight was 60 dollars so children thats 115 dolllars...... god I need to stop who wants to go out tomorrow for the poker tourney at gales, and by go out I mean take me to pick up two six pack and watch me drink them until I get out of poker....
1 takers anyone>?!?!?
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"MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!,
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"
Last edited by Optimus Funk : 05-29-2006 at 07:59 PM.
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