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Old 05-26-2006, 01:14 AM   #296
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Originally Posted by Stormy
Posting because I'm drunk!
I think we as drunk posters(most us are that and more), deserve more then just a little shit stain in the underwear that is your post, we want to know what was consumed, what your thinking about, your three favorite songs heard that evening if you think you gained any cavities during your drinking time and which teeth i.e. upper left 1st bicuspid, and if you had any you know encounters...., Ill give you an example this evening for me...

I drank...
Guiness
Molson
High Life
Molson
Molson
Sparks
Hoegaarden
Shot of tequilla
Shot of something carmel tasting
Molson
Gin(Blue Sapphire) and tonic
Coke straight up!

I was thinking mostly about a strange dream I had about singing Starship's "We built this city" with my friends at the bar, about the piston and miami game that was on, and about texas hold'em and blowing off my one friend's house poker tourney.

Three fav songs heard that evening...
R.E.M. "Oddfellows Local 151"
The Roots "Seed 2.0"
Queens of the Stone Age "Witch Hunter"

Look mom no cavities!

A few encounters only one worth mentioning getting into an arguement with the female bartender over the pistons and miami game niether of use cared about the game, but I acted like I did and she accused me of saying All women dont care and shouldnt care about sports they dont understand like basketball, I never said such a thing....bitch

and ontop of that all I defer you to beeferoni!
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