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Oh come now, the weather sucked yes, I went for a run got buzzed by a fucking turkey vulture, kicked ass in darts, drank alot (see drunk thread), oh my god that damn fucking milk truck i soutside my house rauble you know the one that fucking tries to go where 18 wheelers shouldnt go, and no not my rectum though they shouldnt go there, drove my parents Motorhome to the inspection place, oh my today did not suck liss is was ground breaking, and amazing and I saw raub whom which I had not seen in a week, it was good to see you my brother, and I did want to headbutt you but he had a headache
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"You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos
"MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!,
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"
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