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Old 05-05-2006, 01:07 AM   #257
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Originally Posted by thecreeper
oh optimus, your skin is so red and metallic! and you are built like a tractor trailer! take me now!
That is totally what the chick said, I was like here now? and she was like yes now! I want your 18 cylinders in me!, I was like whatever bitch I am not a slut, I dont roll like that. I maybe an 18 wheeler but I dont give it up to just any turnpike hooker!, wow I dont know what I am talking about zach why did you post and make me post back it just doesnt make sense!, she was hot though!
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