Confess your dirtyness
 

http://www.comeclean.com/

a vaguely indian woman will read your sins to the world, and say clever stuff

"I sunk the continent of atlantis"

"I get haircuts so someone will touch me"

"I bought a kilo of cocaine with the money I inherited from my grampa's will."

"I ate a kitten on a dare."

"I made out with a girl just cause she is mexican, cause I like nachos."

"I masturbate to a tubgirl/goatse/lemonparty animated gif"

fuck thats dirty...

I'm tired of school already.

I don't think its working, but I have worn the same long johns for 3 days...

http://grouphug.us

better site

Ah it's no fun if its anonymous....
Question? Can we possibly clear a space of non-judgement here at thetesttube?

most of these confessions on comeclean are pretty dull.

grouphug us is hilarious
"i like vegetables yes all of them, but not to eat mmmmm"

ok, i have a confession: my pinky finger had been broken in 4th grade and never got it set. as a result, now i can't bend it the whole into a fist and it juts out awkwardly if stretched. excuse the brightness, but check out that pinky:

how's masturbation?

He might be a lefty.

on the ball as usual amelia.

As only a fellow lefty should be!

sometimes i get the urge to switch-hit, but it just doesn't feel right. its like writing with my opposite hand: it's awkward and i have no control.

are you a lefty for everything, amelia?

I'm almost always a righty, actually.

i taught myself to be lefty as well, barely, I still cant write with it, but I can catch and throw semi-properly. Darts is a good skill building tool.

hahahah. same, actually.