World's Oldest Man Dead, @ 138.
 

What the fuck was this guy eating and drinking all these years???

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...s-age-138.html

That's insane. Good for him. I'd love to live that long.

I wouldn't, I could only imagine how messed up my bones & joints would be by then...

fixed

i'd be happy hitting 65-70. any older and my ferocious good looks would start slipping.

I kinda want to die while my mind is still intact. Alzheimer's has hit both sides of my family for three generations now, and I think dying in a spectacular way while still relatively young (okay, like 70) would suit me about fine. I don't want to not know who my family is.