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Be my Valentine?

You got it, brother

holla, i'll take what i can get today.

aww love...

i like that in pink.

That would be a sweet shirt.

Though I wouldn't wear it around my friends, because they're the last people I want here.

Lmao, good job creep.

Oh man, I had a great valentines day...

Varily, I didst happen upon a succulent lass at colleges and we away'd to a private happenstance, upon which I did stick mine tongue in her mouth, and squeeeeeeezededed her nipple through her shirt.

i have another date this friday, best v-day ever.

Mine sucked. Working in a resteraunt on V-Day pretty much sucks like the dickens.

I like how you added the lotion into the picture creep...oh wait, you didn't add that in there...

Did I mention that I fucked up my shoulder at work yesterday, nice V-day for me, go back to the doctor again friday, I hope it's nothing serious...

Matt you're really cute, i love how you rush back to us and tell us every little thing you've done with a girl. Whereas us gluttons have just plunged into sex when we can get it, it sounds like you appreciate all the little thigns we've come to take for granted.

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seriously... was that a compliment... cuz... i cant tell...
if so, call me crazy, I'm just a romantic... and romance, i think, will forever be more important than sex. Fuck, I once had foreplay for 12 hours. (5 hours, 2 hour nap, another 4 hours of foreplay when we woke up, another 3 hour sleep, 3 hours after breakfast. Absolutely no sex... but if the name of the game was "make your partner orgasm", I won by 7... then three months later she left me... FOR A BOY... named CHUCK... whose a WIGGER... I want some DORITOS!) But I digress... um... Thanks bigs... I think in some ways sex isnt trivialized enough, and at the same time, its too trivial... Sometimes I think I'll never have sex... And that doesnt seem like such a bad prospect...

btw, not even my family calls me matt anymore, call me jep, daz, or nat, please. Or you will face the unholy squid of doomy doom...

Y'know jep, on the issue of names, I think we have an interesting conversation on the matter of personal identity coming up...

Anyway, it was totally a compliment.

Yup, that's all. Though I'd definitely have a few things to say if we opened TTT up for discourse (not intercourse) on sex and sexuality. But anyway jep, i'm glad to hear you seem to have a healthy sexuality despite (or perhaps helped by) your disputed gender status and dedication to chastity. There's nothing more i could wish upon my friends.