HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAUBBBBB
 

GONNA GET YOU SOME BOOBSCOTCH

you better get me some boob scotch or i am gonna be heavily disappointed.


c'mon put your tit in my drink, stir my scotch with something that's pink

Happy twenty-three!

I cant wait to give you your birthday custom shot!, It will be filled with gRape things! Your also lucky your not a woman or I would be giving you your happy birthday molestation. Oh what the hell Ill give it to you anyway! Happy Birthday, Grundle Snatch!

Happy birthday! PS that was the cutest drunken message ever.

Happy birthday!

hadpsfuy biuerhytdaty

He didnt drink enough, I want to leave liss a message accounting for the truth, and also stormy you are listed as "Def Chunk" In my phone I dont know why but dont think chucnk= fat in any respect the "Def Chunk" is for you own protection from prying feminine eyes!

my messages are always resesrved and apologetic...


damn creeper and optimus for making me dringk things i don't need. sparks givesme temporary "oh gotd i just go punched in stomach" feeling

Ill punch you again if you make another "cutest" message ever again....how faggy, its your god damn b-day ask her for a good reverse Ana*(you can guess) wheelbarrow! Whats the worse that can happen? "No I am like an entire continent away, but otherwise...YES!". Also don't blame creep and I, I think we saved you from a monday night of normalacy! You should be thanking us! Everyone else would right Johnny, Donnie, Laughy, and Taffy?

one day late.. happy birthday!

happy birthday fuck-face

Hey, Optimus, he's allowed to say whatever he wants on the phone to me. Douche. Watch it or I'll kick your fucking ass. =P

Yeah right, your a marathon runner now, you probably weigh 100 pounds on a good day. I can pick you up and throw you 20 fathoms! You watch who your calling a Douche, Douchette!

To stay on topic...Happy birthday Andrew

Happy belated bday!

wrong. i havent lost a single pound since i started running hardcore. aint that a bitch. looks like yer gettin yer ass kicked.

just a warning, he can hurl a woman quite a ways, this i have seen with my own eyes.