Notice of Annulment
 

For reasons that will be released shortly, I hereby declare all fake marriages entered into between myself and another individual, in the capacity of fake bride or fake groom, to be hereby null and void. While recognizing the emotional bonds engendered by a fake marriage as everlasting, any fake legal status entailed by fake marriage between myself and members of this board is hereby contractually revoked.

Mr Biglesworth

hmmmmm, i wonder....

I don't think I was ever married to anybody. Part of me thinks I was once married to Stormy though, but, I don't remember.

gasp! how could you DO this to me?!

does that mean you're getting married?

Oh Bigs, this is less than subtle.

wait wait... i said announcement is forthcoming... pending photographs

And Liss I may consider a cash settlement

Bills cannot heal such wounds!


Oh, Liss. :(

Hey Bigs, what if you just married me in my dreams?


mmmmmm....

I also don't think I have ever been publicly dumped. ever.

i guess you were due then!

I'll publicly love you. :(

he and this girl contracted AIDS so they're going to Africa to spread it around with contaminated condoms and amarula fueled orgies

Josh you're the kind of guy who would write the spoof issue of the Gazette

hot.

Pics. Now.

haha that issue was the FUCKING TOP NEWS STORY TODAY on fm96, but i dont even read that one-ply shit rag. so im not sure if i should take that as a compliment.

BREAKING NEWS AS STUDENTS ARE OUTRAGED ABOUT A SATIRICAL NEWSPAPER ARTICLE TRAFFIC WEATHER AND GREEN DAY AFTER THIS MATTRESS AD

DAVE MATTHEWS BAND BUYS 1/3 OF MORE TOWN


or maybe that's just charlottesville band

fuck you dmb


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Thank you :(