I challenge anyone here to a duel!
 

:: takes off glove and slaps anyone who steps up in the face ::

:: urinates on josh's head for good measure ::

:: farts in josh's general direction ::

how about a drinking competition, seeing as how its paddy's day

isn't st. patrick's day the 17th..?

for some reason i thought it was past midnight...

...erm. St Patricks Day, my last day of classes before my fiinals begin...

::is happy to drink::

It is now st. padys day
:: slaps bigles in the face with glove ::

muah hahaha

not in california, its not.

::shits in metallistar's glove and slaps him back::
::shit runs down his face::

very dirty josh...

:: shits in josh's n64::

:: lights it on fire ::

:: places it on joshes door step ::

:: josh stomps out his shitty n64 ::

:: basks in glory ::

meh... at least you didnt touch my NES.
i guess yer turds are small enough to go into an n64? ...and theyre flammable too?
well, alright...
::strangles you with NES controller cord::
::uppercuts you with the pad til your nose bleeds::
::you pass out from lack of oxygen::
::hog ties you with controllers::
::sticks middle prong of n64 cunt-roller in your mouth::
::kicks kidneys, among other things::
::wipes shit and melted plastic on your face::
::takes a shot, drinks a beer::
:: puts you in the back of a truck::
::drives to the middle of nowhere::
::douses you in gasoline::
::flicks lit pack of matches at you, as you're struggling and mumbling::
::realizes that video games DO cause violence::
::leaves because of the horrible smell::

get yourself together, neil!