if y0ur not drunk dont reply
 

give me head..... damn it i just got back form a wedding recptionion and im hammered... so give me head..

umm.. no head for uoi, but i am drunk so here is my replau. actually i'm not reallty that drunk, i', just a lazy typer,

Anyone seen Team America?

::pokes big les in the chest::

yuo nkow, you;re beatiful nam...
you reslly are...

I...
yOu are a sonuva... I lbe you man, ich labia du fer shure...

i just kdding.- i'm bot teh drunkz0r

damn jack daniels to hell, my head is still pounding...

Jep, that was the worst fake drunk post I've ever read in my entire life.

okay, I was drunk, not fucked up tho, and ithought you wouldnt believe me unless i spelled baaaaaad

btw, watermelon vodka and cranberry juice is NOT a good combo...

I'll be sure to get rocked tonight and join in on the fun...

We should have a nice chatroom sessions with us all shitfaced... it would probably last 5 minutes tops.

ending with:

*face on keyboard*


m njkjshdfasdfssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Unfortunely I couldn't come here (brother sleeping in room with computer), but its ok. I stayed up late eating tv dinners and watching bad television in a nice drunk and high stupor...

***: MA NIGGA
la malta: yooooooooooo I'm wasted
la malta: what are you doing tomarrow?
la malta: are you doing anythignt omarrow?
***: WORKIN
***: AT 8
***: HEH
***: heh
la malta: oh shit I typed the same shit twice
***: heh
***: im wasted too

typical convo between drunk guys

I'm on another planet

p.s i don'

THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE LANGUAGE!

You must mean, African American?

i think i wquklify to post in this topic... crepper can bacjk me up on thios one

he's fucking wasted.

circle of death was the death od evertyone tonihgt.

goddamn me and raub are both dtrashed

fees shorty, fees!

i was drunk last night, so this counts. our friend pissed in a wishing well outside of a hotel, and me and creeper went on an adventure into someone's yard.

we needed to light someone on fire though.

i am breaking the rules of this thread

ban