I fucked a striper...
 

While on my vacation, went to North Carolina, my friends I and went to a strip club. While there I found out that I went to highschool with one of the stripers and I invited her to an after party. Well after many jager bombs and bacardi 151 shots with beer mixed inbetween we ended up doing it. Nothing too exciting but i thought it was cool cause she was a striper. Made me feel dumb for buying that VIP dance from her at the club tho :D

LOL, thats pretty funny. I can't wait till I get to fuck a stryper.


To hell with the devil peeps!

nothing like banging stryper chicks from high school

get your mind off the old girlfriend, or has she been replaced already?

no the bad thing about it was she looked almost exactly like my ex

I did get my confidence back tho, im sure about a million other guys have tried and failed to get with her

what would be scarier is if they didnt....

I went to a strip club in North Carolina.

That means you pretty much had sex with me.

and I have been to NC so you pretty much had sex with me as well.


and I know a fat guy who went with me so you pretty much had sex with ihim as well.

and you can have sex with me anytime

ya know, i swear I saw a ttt tshirt somewhere threw the night...

was her name candi? roffff 5z

hahahaha, i just fucking swallowed my gum on that one.

Kitty :lol:

Man, i still can't get over how funny tristan's reply was....

...2 points

Once I got a $120 lap dance, got kicked out of the strip bar then k-holed on church steps while looking for acid in toronto then passed out on my friends couch where i was apprehended to be possibly dead. It wasn't even from the stripper i wanted.

But Johnny can tell us that story

yea, you were on our couch, and my roommate and i couldn't tell if you were still breathing, but it smelled where you were because you were puking in a mop bucket we gave you to puke in.

so we decided not to venture further into the smelly room, and decided to wait until morning to find out if you had died.

(but hey, you turned out alright.. hah)