An open letter to George W. Bush
 

Dear Mr. President,

Cut it out. As soon as diplomacy stops, people start dying. So please, you son of a bitch moron shit head of a public servant, serve me well by talking BEFORE declaring war.

Asshole...

~With love,
The Smarter Half of America Who Didn't Vote For You

An open letter to Plain Old Jane
 

Dear Smarter Half of America,

Go fuck yourself.

Prick.

~The dumber half of America

p.s. Dubbya approved this message. And he told me to tell you theres no way in hell that Clinton will win next election, so please find a white male and not shoot yourselves in the foot.



















Edit. Wow, I'm a prick. What i was trying to write was something to come across as go write a letter to a senator instead of bitching to a message board (which I am assuming) is mostly filled with like minded individuals. I voted for the jackass in the oval office, and I agree with your position, but this is in no way, shape, or form the medium in which your expressions of angst and rage at the actions which many feel are criminal and bullheaded will be heard. Unfortunately, from my perspective, most of the message that is attempting to be conveyed from democrats is coming out like a greenday song which instead of proposing an idea or method of change, just insults everyone who doesn't think in the same way you do. You don't want to be an American Idiot? Good, don't be a douchebag either.

Oh Art...

Who here wants Clinton to win the democratic nomination? Raise your hands!

::stares at a crowd of people with their hands down::

I completely agree with you though. Although the problems are on both sides. Too many people complaining on both sides, not enough people listening on both sides.

Sidenote: More and more I realize that I am neither a democrat or republican. I don't approve of anything that restricts things that some may deem immoral (republicans) and I also disapprove anything that forces people to act morally (liberal democrats). Gay marriages? Fuckin' eh, who cares if they get married? Trans fats and cigarettes? Hey, I think they are bad too, but I don't need the government indirectly forcing me to quit smoking and eat healthier foods!

Fuck 'em all!

barack obama has a better chance to win, but i am worried by his inexperience. He doesnt know how to play the game, tho with the last few crops that played the game, they fucked it up pretty well.

Clinton is a bit of a loose cannon, i appreciate some to most of her views but i dont think a female candidate has a decent chance.

So our choices are a arab/black man with two years experience, or a somewhat radical liberal woman? (thats radical and liberal, not a radical liberal)



ps: I'm a Libertarian Hippie.
I do do my part for political change, I'm a member of NJPIRG, I protested the cessation of 200 million dollars of state funding to state colleges. I co-run the Rutgers Chapter of NORML.

AHAHHA DOODOO AHAHHA

I've not been keeping up with the world. What did Bush do now?

Switched the White House over from Windows ME to Windows Vista.

:stupified
:soldiersu :bear:
:devilspin
:s-redeeme

hes spoiling for a fight with iran.

guiliani would definitely win if he ran

I don't like anyone who is thinking about running. I think it's time for a revolution. I want a Buddhist president.

Optimus Funk for President

Women are no longer allowed to vote!

Hohman-Houshmandzadeh '08!

ooh... ooooooh... yeah that's like the ultimate pipe dream for me.

HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH HOUSH

there are reasons for gay sex, and this my friends is one of them!

Here comes another gay ass winefire speech!

p.s. andrew you know I love you, and I am sorry about whatever I did on saturday, seriously I didnt mean to punch you it was all in jest. :( sorry bud :(

I want to go to a winefire. :(