Spam Kills
 

"A convicted spammer who escaped from prison was found dead Thursday night, along with his wife and 3-year-old daughter."

http://news.cnet.com/8301-1009_3-999...g=2547-1_3-0-5

like i told raub, i was conflicted between whether to make a terrible punny joke or just be bewildered at the story. i think i will stay with bewildered.