marshall and colin have a conversation
 

real folk colin: where in florida are you going to
real folk colin: tell me now before i get angry
J Chriddy: kissimmee
J Chriddy: well
real folk colin: i see
J Chriddy: ill be staying in sanford
real folk colin: disney world?!
J Chriddy: fuckin
J Chriddy: rodeo centre
real folk colin: wtf?
real folk colin: rodeo?
J Chriddy: so i can play cards what else would I be doing
real folk colin: man... you are an uber-dork
J Chriddy: yeah well MONIES
real folk colin: you're never gonna get laid that way!
J Chriddy: i got laid last night!
real folk colin: well, maybe you will
J Chriddy: WHILE WATCHING JURASSIC PARK
real folk colin: lies!
real folk colin: LIES!!!
J Chriddy: and then
J Chriddy: we watched family guy
J Chriddy: and futurama
real folk colin: man, the worst... i think i got laid durring leno a few times... or maybe letterman
real folk colin: either way... made me feel sleezy
J Chriddy: Ive done it multiple times to holy grail
real folk colin: roffl
real folk colin: that's dorky as shit
J Chriddy: and once I yelled "A PATH A PATH"
real folk colin: just yell NI when you splurt
real folk colin: that's classy
J Chriddy: i yelled the juice is loose once
real folk colin: really? because i don't believe you
J Chriddy: she was going down on me and was like "tell me when youre going to be done" and I wasnt thinking
real folk colin: lmfao
J Chriddy: so i just said the first thing that popped in my head
real folk colin: that's the best story i've heard this five minutes

i was watching Jurassic Park last night too... but i wasn't getting laid :(

someday... monday...
tuesday... is pizza day

i have to say that marshall is a king amongst nerds. any girl to put up with that is absolutely a keeper. unless she like rips your balls off in your sleep.

No kidding, gets sick of your dorkiness, rips them off, and you wake up with a mouthful...of your own marbles.