i need to find an effective way to keep facial hair without it being uneven and crazy.

hohman, i'm coming into kmart to steal a beard trimmer.

You better hurry up, you have less then a month before I leave for all time, and everyone will lose "the hook-up", oh and I am still thinking of headbutting you

you know, i still haven't taken advantage of the hohman discount.

i just used tabasco sauce as aftershave.
i smell hot.