Stormy
 

Stormy, I love you dear. Me and you have been a team for a long time. Other people might not have ever realized it, but I remember a time when this board was kept alive solely due to our teamwork and efforts. We both seem to have lost our will to fight lately though, and I haven't kept in touch with you for a long time. It makes me sad. To be honest, I'll confess, I had a super huge crush on you for a long time. I thought you were the coolest girl ever. heh...But anyway, I can understand you getting annoyed with somebody here at the board and I'm sorry if made you leave. My opinions on that person haven't been stated and won't ever be, but it appears she's gone now and there's no reason to attack her. I'm not yelling at you, I'm not trying to tell you to do anything, just talking to you. Anyway, I'm glad to see you here, and I hope to talk to you soon.

see here's the thing... "she" is still here, and "she" even posted today. keep on talking about how people make you guys leave, and push someone else out while doing it. congrats on continuing the demise of the testtube by very means you all despise.

hey man, i haven't been here in a while, guess i wasn't that important to notice, but i don't know who's here and who's not and from the looks of it, it sounded like merk left, now i haven't said anything about her and i'm not going to

raditz do you still stick large things in your mouth for reasons of comedy?

ahem

c'mon those are old pictures

yeah seriously, you need to have like a live chicken in there by now.

brandon i swear if you dont have a fucking bowl in your mouth by the end of the night so help me.... so help me.

I LOVE stormy!!

She's divine.

prove it

That's it, I'm fuckin' out of here!!! I'm tired of all the backstabbing and general hatred for me. Or maybe it's the lack of it. How come you guys never talk about me? It makes me cry sometimes... ;)

bomer needs to fucking eat shit.

i feel like such a douschbag please forgive me.

Never, I hold a mean grudge... wait, what were we talking about again?

i knew that would be the answer to all of the board's problems, but you beat me to it

i expect bomer to be in a little car and rad to have shoved his pist in his mouth by the end of the day... no exceptions!

colin, i expect you to put your paper bag pope hat back on. no exceptions for you either!

Shit, that pic is old. I don't have a recent pic of me, but lets just say that now I'm a rock star and I'm better than all of you. :p

Here's something I found. I have a lot more hair now but otherwise that's pretty much me. I like how I turned this nice post about Stormy into my own personal photo gallery. Goddamn, I'm cool.

Hey, Raditz. Sup?

I though we all loved stormy... its a wonder how any girl can stand the obsenities of this bunch for this long.. she deserves an award of some sort.


Boomer - We all hate you dont worry. We're just holding it in till it festers into homosidal rage that that turns us all into boomer blood craving zombies. Then we'll all form a angry mob and hunt you down so we can tear your intestines out al la Shaun of the Dead.

How will you find me when you are looking for someone named "Boomer"?

See that the rage is setting in already... fuxoring with my mind. your time is limited

still waiting :ninja:

do you think she would e-marry me?

Homosidal, Metallistar?

Are you sure you don't mean you'll ass rape him until his intestines bleed? Just a thought.

*edit*
And, Shaun of the Dead rocks, two points for you.

OK, now I am a little afraid...

MORE hair? jesus. it's like ...
pic in car: slightly furry
pic at "excitement center": more furry and more crazy looking
hopefully current Bomer doesn't have 2 feet of hair hanging from his face and wearing a burlap sack.

but that would be pretty cool.

burlap sacks are the new pink shirt with popped collar.

i'm going to von dutch to get mine for 300 dollars right now!

Rofl, glad I could be of help.

to the ladies and yhe gentleman:
i haev an annouecmetn::
im' drunk!!!

if you were aiming for the drunk thread, you missed the thread by a few feet.

A drunk Mike is welcome in my thread any time.

Nah, I have about the same amount of facial hair but more actual hair on my head.

but you are definitely wearing a sack right?

because if not, i'm gonna feel real awkward with this one on right now.

Actually my burlap sack is being cleaned right now so I just got some paper bags taped together. Except my feet of course... ya gotta go with plastic bags for the feet.

So long as the sack has a collar, and it's popped...you're good.

And let me be the first to say: "Holy shit! You look fucking deranged in that picture."

And Rad, who WOULDN'T hit stormy given the chance? Gay Fags...that's who.

but would they hit it like a virgin on prom night? that's really the true test of fine-ness...

(oh, and get ready for stormy to point out that "Gay Fags" is an oxymoron. she likes to do stuff like that, so i hear ^^)