That pesky Egyptian Vodka..
 

"BERLIN - A man nearly died from alcohol poisoning after quaffing a liter (two pints) of vodka at an airport security check instead of handing it over to comply with new carry-on rules, police said Wednesday.

The incident occurred at the Nuremberg airport on Tuesday, where the 64-year-old man was switching planes on his way home to Dresden from a holiday in Egypt."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22219861/?GT1=10645

y'know maybe we should delete all forums except one 'if y0ur not durnk dont reply' board, only post alcohol related news pieces, and sell shots out of test tubes from the site.
It would give us a theme

i have a test tube and a 50ml beaker
it doesnt look like it, but they hold the same amount, which makes decanting a set amount of EtOH easier
ugh i had a way better reply but i pushed back and i guess theres no cache for replies on ttt and ya

funny, it didn't say this guy went by the name optimus funk but it fits his MO almost perfectly.....