Get out of my phone!!!
 

So ok. I got this kick ass call from Optimus Funk (and it's coold because that's what he called himself on the phone...as though it were his name (it'd be super cool if that WAS his name). I have to wonder if we call ever met if we'd call eachother our online names...that'd be neat (not really)), and I was told to post about it on here...and since I'm one to always do as I'm told...here I am.

Oh shit, I don't really remember anything he said...something about stealing someone's phone and how I didn't know him...but I SHOULD. And then he said something to someone in the background...I think...

Well, either way. There ya go.

:ninja:

And for the love of FUCK don-e, get rid of the white backgrounds on the emoticunts, it makes my ninja look like a complete tool.

The shit I put up with...

Yea...my caller id says I got a drunk call from them last night. Err...Zach anyhow. I was in a jacuzzi.

wtf. Howcome none of you assholes ever call me when you're drunk?

Give me your numbers so I may call you when I'm drunk.

we dont have your damn number, thats why we dont call.

also, he stole my phone to call you.

there was a lot of phone stealing last night.

i dont think i got to talk to half the people that were called.

314-8605

10,000 hits a day, according to Donnie.

My phone better see some action.

Not sure if I should post my area code, but, everybody knows where I'm from, so, I don't think it'd be too hard to find on the internet.com

I don't even remember how people ended up with my number. I remember giving it to neil in pm, I suppose I did the same with zach. Funny how trusting I am with you suspicious characters.

Wow I don't remember much of that night, well I kind of remember falling face first into gravel, Johnny B. Good, and I swear only calling one person, but I think now I called ALOT more then that. Oh zach slapped me, then I slapped him back, and he passed out on a stool which led to us getting kicked out of the bar. Andrew, might remember more of the night but he was pretty shit faced too. Zach good call on going out there. Alos The Departed is an amazing movie, even with the most pounding heart-wrenching hangover headache. Oh and the sequel to the cube was on when I got home!

on friday night i was trying to send you guys drunk smoke signals but i guess you missed them :(

maybe some drunk morse code messages next weekend

it's because you didn't slap me out of it. ah well, sorry anyway. you know me.

also, i forgot about the falling face first into the gravel. that was fucking hilarious.

the departed WAS awesome.

i finally listened to my voicemail and it's so funny, but at the end opti says, "and don't you dare post this on thetesttube. I am serious Liss. Shut up, shut UP!"

...:o/

smilies fucking suck.

yeesh, what a bossy drunk-dialer.

Sure, just rip off my "grumpy". Take away ALL my fun.

God damn.

:) :mad: :p ;) :D :( :o :rolleyes: :cool: :eek: :ninja:

EDIT: JESUS Donee, fix this! You wonder why there aren't more visitors...THIS is why...RIGHT HERE. (I'm talking about the smilethings here...in case my lunatic ravings are falling confused ears.)

Awww, I was actually talking to someone else telling them to shut up for interupting me. I still have no clue what I said but at Ruby Tuesdays tonight zach and I reviewed the call list on his phone we must have called 13+ people, I dont remember a single word of it sorry but I am glad some of you laughed. Also I got a free shot cause we knew the bartnederess, it was an "Alice in Wonderland" I picked it out a bartender's shot book she gave me, Liss if you can tell me what three things are mixed for a perfect "Alice in wonderland" I may be inclined to me nicer to you in the next drunken pone call ;). No googling either just tell me if you know or not...., oh and hint is It tasted weird, really fucking wierd. Good luck and god bless, back to my beers.

I am bossy because I care johnny, because I care!!!

PM me numbers.

NOW.

I'm not sure about an Alice and Wonderland...I know that is has amaretto and soco, but I'm not sure what else. I can't remember. If anyone has heard of a black mamba, while I'm on the subject, please tell me what's in it. It's a little known shot that I forgot the ingredients for.

Want to hear your message then?

"--Melissa, its zach. I'm here with raub and zell and optimus funk...it's fuckin Liss! She's fuckin...she won't answer the phone. Liss, you know every time I talk to you on here I'm kind of not drunk...this time I AM! Isn't that awesome?
--Hey, I want to tell her my favorite word! I realize you might not get this and if you don't it's cool, but ...Liss, my favorite word is GUILE. Nobody knows it, don't post it. Don't tell anyone, don't post this, and shut up, shut up! Shut the fuck up!
--And my favorite word is cudumpity (?)...isn't that great?? I came up with that shit! Yes I did! I did!
--So, yea, we're drunk at a bar, and it's great. And we're near philidelphia. And Optimus is an asshole. HA! High five! High fuckin five! And I gotta go."

Or something like that.

as long as it's for that reason.