Stuck in a fucking rut...
 

My best friend moved to Kentucky, I broke up with my girlfriend, my car is running like butt due to either an ignition for fueling problem so im not racing right now (the only joy left in my life), work sucks and I don

if it's any consolation, i just graduated and i'm still not 100% on what i want to do.

never mind, i just figured out everything, along with the meaning of life, the one true religion, the mysteries of the netherworld, and the secrets of the fitness made simple (if i change my body, i CAN change my life!)

so things are looking pretty good right now actually.

Yeah we all figured that out a long time ago. Nobody likes a late bloomer.

Yeah, Metallistar.. I'm toying with the idea of medical school, pushing my career behind at least eight more years of schooling (including 1-2 years of post bach. premed requirement classes) and feeling like I wasted the last year and a half of my life on a man who doesn't appreciate the things I've sacrificed, who wants me to move to where HE goes after he gets out of the Army so HE can complete HIS last two years of schooling. And he doesn't have the decency to get back to me after I return one of his phonecalls. My future looks like a bleak, sexless, or at least very long road.


edit: let's get trashed

going into my fifth year, no idea what i want to do out of college, just an idea of what i don't want to do and some dream jobs that will never happen. live with my mom, no girlfriend, not much money... just reading and videogames.

can we make this an online dating / classified ads thread?

how about a bachelor/bachelorette auction? but neil you can't bid on dudes.

well that's just rediculous.

speaking of which, when is thetesttube summer orgy happening...i dont want to miss out.

someone needs to visit me when i'm in korea... i'll be there for like a year.

sucky sucky 5 dolla?

Ill be there!

Dude, when are you going to korea? and...south (i hope), seoul by chance? I'll be flying through there in july, and might be stuck with a layover.

I thought that was what happened when you, raub, and the rest of your friends got together?

*edit*
Count me out.

you say that now...

done.

:urinates on josh:

:lights his balls on fire:

:rapes his rapes while singing "crazy bitch":

ah, not my rapes! i only had 2 more payments left on them!

All your rapes are belong to ME!

i think he just took your rapes, josh.

no, i GAVE him the rapes.