I got a jorb.
 

Yeah, so after a rigourous three interviews, some observation and whatnot, I got myself a job as a management trainee at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, so the next time you wreck your automationobile, you may get me giving you a loaner.

I have now been on about 5 serious job interviews in my life (which is way too low for my edumacation and intellect) and been offered 4 out of the 5 jobs, and this is the first one I actually accepted.

This is also my first long term job that isn't at a company owned by an uncle.

So, yeah, I'll be coming to Lancaster soon, all you amish folks... so umm, yea.

I thought I had more to say, but thats about it.

Oh yeah, if anyone has a college degree and wants to get into management, let me know. I can get a cool G for recommending you if you get hired. Holla back.

congrats art, that's awesome.

i'll be waiting for you in lancaster.

art, you always give me a boner... i mean loner.

congrats dude, it will be nice seeing you around more often.



i'm still waiting to hear from places...

Yeah man congrats on the job, we can actually get back into the poker scene again(my talents are wasting away). Also do you have to wear a suit, cause I really want to call one of my friends that, and actually mean it! We you comming back home?

Shirt/Tie/Fancy Pants/Fancy Shoes and socks... Jackets only during certain meetings I believe.

Definitely white collar, even if my duties include washing cars in fancy clothes.

Yeah, I would like to get back into some pokers.

I start on the 29th, so I'll be living in my brother's apartment for June, hopefully we'll have an apartment somewhere on July 1st (I just need to determine if he can actually cover his own bills). So, I should be moving up there next saturday.

Does he actually talk like this when he's drunk, or just type that way? I'm going to make lots of fun of him if so!

he's just retarded in general. be sure to make fun as much as you can.

i gotta job making canoes
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raub also got a jorb.

he works in wrinkly dress shirts for Ragnarok something or other.

yeah! my job is pretty keen i guess. jumping into big projects is hard though.


building canoes sounds fun. especially if you are making old school ones out of big trees.

also, i got an assistant. it's pretty weird having someone work under me and having to make gameplans for the day when like a month ago i was pretty much bumming it and doing whatever i wanted.

it's for the best though.

i wish my office (my desk (my monitor)) was arranged just slightly differently.

wtf? what do you do?

uh yeah.. we make canoes out of everything BUT wood. like kevlar and some kinds of plastic. but the trim and seats can be made out of ash. and no, we dont make flatback canoes. its like we dont make the 2 kinds of canoes people ask me about. fuck/.

If I ever find myself up in Penn State, I plan on renting a car from Artie and DEFINITELY GETTING THE INSURANCE.. ;) ;)

I....am bartending again. Woo.

i'm unemployed. TO THE EXTREME!

i work on a great big website for a major oil company.

also, my assistant formally leaves tomorrow. i am very saddened by this, she was very helpful.

Debbie, I need to clear my head. By which I mean "give me head."

with lines like that, you may have a career in porn, after all.