The Real Oregon Trail
 

"When I think back to elementary school, it sucked. Imagine your first day of kindergarten as wearing your brand new Ghostbuster jumpsuit, having a clean mullet, and pissing yourself beside then sweetheart Danielle Peppen. That wet, mulleted Dr. Peter Venkman was I . . . and that image lingered for 6 years. Elementary school in North Carolina taught me many lessons, but what kept me going was the arrival of our school

no shit dude. this was like one of 3 games our old apples in our school could run. i remember playing this waaay too much.