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Torre82 03-01-2006 08:59 AM

HAHA! We're starting a business, bishes!
 
Me and a bunch of other IT geekazoids are starting our own company.The investors already lined up an office building and dozens of contracts with government and exclusive support deals on the way.

I'm sales manager and I'll get 20% on all the deals I close... I can just smell the government cooking up something now, I can! GUA HA HEEE!

Free certifications... free PDA, DECENT company car on the way once we land some bigger contracts...a chrysler sebring in the meantime. mmm. Nothing quite like getting paid 100$ an hour, tax free between commission contracts, nigga.


yes...yes...

raublekick 03-01-2006 12:45 PM

You're a bish.

Liss 03-01-2006 01:49 PM

slap that bish, sell her coke.

Stormy 03-01-2006 02:37 PM

Remember when you said you wouldn't do IT work ever? That was also when you didn't believe in God, Jew.

malta 03-01-2006 08:24 PM

He believes in god now? I thought the jews killed god. Or jesus killed him.

NYUH!

Torre82 03-02-2006 01:08 AM

Remember when you were young? Would you like recant some in teenage philosophy and procrastination? Are we the same people we were five years ago?

Btw, I'm in sales in case you didnt read that part.

Closed a deal for this Friday. They want to wire up the place for about 5 grand but 20,000 sq. ft with concrete walls and sheet metal false walls in places isnt going to be the most ... productive for reception.

We have a few places lined up with three hubs, three repeaters per floor x3 floors, they dont want the signal to go outside, but they want every room wireless with a minimum constant speed of 5.5 Mbits. Plus they have a hard on for D link and cheap cat 5. Selling them on the 5e is falling on deaf ears until we show them why they're already having network collisions and sync issues. Still.. Itll get done.

malta 03-02-2006 03:29 PM

Just curious: how are cat 5 and (cat?)5e differen't.

Mr Biglesworth 03-02-2006 03:34 PM

just curious: when did you sell out, man?
none of us are supposed to do anything cool

raublekick 03-02-2006 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torre82
Remember when you were young? Would you like recant some in teenage philosophy and procrastination? Are we the same people we were five years ago?

Yes, No, and... Yes?

Stormy 03-02-2006 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torre82
Remember when you were young? Would you like recant some in teenage philosophy and procrastination? Are we the same people we were five years ago?

The problem with some changes is that they stand contradictory in the face of old selves that were flung just as solidly at the world as the new.

Mr Biglesworth 03-02-2006 05:19 PM

well, you'll understand why when you're older

malta 03-02-2006 06:21 PM

"The problem with some changes is that they stand contradictory in the face of old selves that were flung just as solidly at the world as the new."

So we've gone from teenage philosiphy to something that still doesn't make sense.

raublekick 03-02-2006 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by malta
"The problem with some changes is that they stand contradictory in the face of old selves that were flung just as solidly at the world as the new."

So we've gone from teenage philosiphy to something that still doesn't make sense.

it's all so zany anyways!

i mean, do you really know what it's like to be a bat??

malta 03-02-2006 06:33 PM

I did fall off a pool deck once, if that counts.

Stormy 03-02-2006 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Biglesworth
well, you'll understand why when you're older

No, I don't think I'll ever understand the level of arrogance that makes people believe so fervently in their current state of life that they don't allow for changes until they've happened.

"So we've gone from teenage philosiphy to something that still doesn't make sense."
Dude, I said nothing about teenage philosophy. I think either he's trying to make fun of the fact that I was, actually, once a teenager who had thoughts ("philosophies"), or he's referring to his past idelogies as such.

malta 03-02-2006 07:06 PM

Thats nice.

edit: I guess I should have just said "wow that doesn't make any sense", then made a joke how jumping off a cliff is technically "flinging myself at the world".

"No, I don't think I'll ever understand the level of arrogance that makes people believe so fervently in their current state of life that they don't allow for changes until they've happened."

Strike 2.

Stormy 03-02-2006 07:15 PM

Jumping off a cliff is only dangerous if your cheekbones are at the bottom.

malta 03-02-2006 07:24 PM

They tend to stay on my face so...

Mr Biglesworth 03-02-2006 07:28 PM

anyway, that's sweet bun, good luck with your business

malta 03-02-2006 07:34 PM



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