this sux...
 

turns out.. my gf has a weiner seriously

i say it's a good thing. go pick up the freshest melon you can find, carve out a hole the whole way through, and you can each bang it at the same time.

so wheres this part that sucks...

we are everywhere...
::spooky finger wiggles::

hopefully you never even made it to frist base

*barf*

I still say you make best with what you got, not what you wish you had.