This place still exists. Holy shit.
 

Huh. Well. Doubtful if you remember me...I don't even know what alias I had used at one time but I'm sure it was Conan O'Brien.

i remember you... but i'd always thought you were the real Conan O'Brien! how my perceptions are blown!

yeah, it's been awhile.

so...how are things?

I can't believe this place still exists either. And I remember you too.

Oh yeah, I remember you.

Hmm...I don't remember you. I was probably drunk while you were here...yeah...that must be it.

aaaannnnddd...i'm guessing that's the last post we see from him.

That's how it usually works, gotta love those one post wonders.

i really wish someone would just call me out for once.

RAUB, YOU DIDN'T KNOW HIM AT ALL, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!

happy?

Leave it to Cid to be drunk for a full year....

i dunno... it just feels so... forced... :(

Was Raub even HERE then? God, us old timers need to put a fuckin' beating down on these noobs before this shit gets out of control.

Now where the fuck did I leave the noob cage? You see this, I'm gone for a few months and this place turns into pansy island.

jesus.

i love the fact that i have been on here for a good 3 years, but i am STILL a noob here. really, there's one other person that is more noobish than me.

well, since the bulk of us have been together since like... 98(?), you are a n00b.

lollzorz

god, fine, we all hate you andrew. christ, get over yourself.

Yeah... monthly "I remember you / holy shit this place still exists" thread.

<--- Rebel10

hey i'm not saying that, i'm just saying that in three years there has only been one new regular poster after me. something is obviously keeping them away, but i showered today.

it didn't seem to do any good!

quiet! you're a n00b as well!

Yeah, no shit. I think unless you're been here for more than 6 or 7 years...you're a noob. Plain, simple...easy to understand.

Now go clean something, noob!

yez masah :(

If that doesn't make us feel old, nothing will.

Jesus...no shit. I'm a fuckin' geezer.

I need to go drink some prune juice and have a nice sit...I get tired pretty quick these days.

My 7 year marker is coming up here in a couple months..damn, I do feel old...oh wait, no, that's my aching fucking shoulder making me feel old, nvm..

Hahahaha, sorry to give you guys that impression. Last I was a regular here it was like 3 replies every week or some shit. SOMETHING has picked up.

Umm, I've been around fo sho. WITH YOUR GOOD BUDDIES AT BTT (HbkCarlos...hahahahahaha Braden's site--I KNOW you DexDriver MFs will know taht name because I was a GameSages dude and you guys fuct our shit up at one time or another)...if that acronym means nothing to you it's just some old CheatPlaneter guys haha.

I've not completely read the first page but I wanted to reply after I saw you guys thought I'd leave again forever.

Also, things I remember about this place, which may or may not creep any of you out. ;) Someone had a uhh...power puff girl ava. Mike, Rebel10...I wouldn't forget because he had strange product signature pics. Biglesworth I had talked to you on AIM/ICQ a few times way back in the day. Also, Cid...old guy...no? Listens to punk bands? Bad Religion? Also, back in the day I talked some shit about Jessenator looking super young but I must take that all back...for I am 20 and look quite young myself.

old guy, hah! now he's even older!

I love that Colin is all of one year younger than me...and I get stuck with "old guy"...how fuckin' great!

I wish Standard would come back, or Aggie...now THEY were old. Or Jgod...he was fuckin' old too. Listen, I'm not too old...just old at heart.

Im not too far behind ya cid.

Member since: 1998

Ya know in internet years we are like 4,000 years old?

Our new motto should be:

"Haven't accomplished shit in 8 years and still going strong!"

i like that i joined deks within the first two months of its conception but i was still stuck with a n00b title for the first 4 years or so since i wasn't a member of dex.

Yeah, that's pretty much right. If you weren't at Dexcussion...you're a n00b. Pretty simple.

I like that we changed our name to 'dekscussion'. That's funny.

Yeah, that was maybe one of the less "thought-through" ideas that we've had around here. That and letting Jeperel stay around as long as he did. Actually, maybe letting new people register was a bad idea. It would rock if it was just like 5 or 6 grumpy old timers talking about how cool savior was and why the gameshark boards were so lame.

Let's just ban everyone...that's a GOOD idea.

fool! nothing exists!

Oh boy, he has a good point there.

LOOK OUT!

HOLY DIVER, YOU'VE BEEN OUT TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEA
OH WHAT'S BECOMING OF ME???

Ah, Standard and I used to have some good ol talks, like you and me, Jonah. It just now occured to me that you could have been scary old child molesters and I was so young and naive at 14. ...I miss you guys.

Oh I'm a child molestor alright, just a lazy one. No real ambition, ya know?

yeah I know. well liss is no spring chicken either, i mean wheres the modivation to really work at it.