Notice of Annulment
 

For reasons that will be released shortly, I hereby declare all fake marriages entered into between myself and another individual, in the capacity of fake bride or fake groom, to be hereby null and void. While recognizing the emotional bonds engendered by a fake marriage as everlasting, any fake legal status entailed by fake marriage between myself and members of this board is hereby contractually revoked.

Mr Biglesworth

hmmmmm, i wonder....

I don't think I was ever married to anybody. Part of me thinks I was once married to Stormy though, but, I don't remember.

gasp! how could you DO this to me?!

does that mean you're getting married?

Oh Bigs, this is less than subtle.

wait wait... i said announcement is forthcoming... pending photographs

And Liss I may consider a cash settlement

Bills cannot heal such wounds!


Oh, Liss. :(

Hey Bigs, what if you just married me in my dreams?


mmmmmm....

I also don't think I have ever been publicly dumped. ever.

i guess you were due then!

I'll publicly love you. :(

he and this girl contracted AIDS so they're going to Africa to spread it around with contaminated condoms and amarula fueled orgies

Josh you're the kind of guy who would write the spoof issue of the Gazette

hot.

Pics. Now.

haha that issue was the FUCKING TOP NEWS STORY TODAY on fm96, but i dont even read that one-ply shit rag. so im not sure if i should take that as a compliment.

BREAKING NEWS AS STUDENTS ARE OUTRAGED ABOUT A SATIRICAL NEWSPAPER ARTICLE TRAFFIC WEATHER AND GREEN DAY AFTER THIS MATTRESS AD

DAVE MATTHEWS BAND BUYS 1/3 OF MORE TOWN


or maybe that's just charlottesville band

fuck you dmb


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Thank you :(

You guys are fuckin' nerds.

I was cleaning out my gmail the other day and found this picture as an attachment. It's the beginning of what was going to turn into a giant TTT party. But at the moment it's just Liss and Bigs dancing and I guess the monkey was supposed to be me.

No point in finishing it now. :(

i like all the stink lines coming from liss, good call.

Yeah, never saw this pic, are you sure the lines aren't from Neil's chin? :)

yes, i am.

ohhhh its a WINE GLASS.

wtf is the other shit

the rest is INTERNET


those are dance lines, you dolts

!!!!!!!

so whys there a peanut in the wine?

you mean the finger in the pool of blood?

dildo?

with all this support i wonder why the picture was abandoned

that is not a question for the artist

it is a question for the subject

WHERE'S ME!

no, i asked the artist.

Pencil yourself in: http://www.virginia.edu/registrar/exams.html#071

Mein Herz.

Mein Scheiße. Bumsengesicht.

Aww.

Same

hop on it stormy.