Google image search tells me she's adorable. Good choice.

Party at my house tonight, should be drunker then hell, everyone is welcome to come. Cid, you live pretty close, get your ass up here.

mmm... i scold too ate of Bud

i was decently drunk tonight....not quite as drunk as optimus though. wonder if he will be pissed when he finds out i poured his gatorade/vodka mix into the gutter....

seriously man, thank you so much for taking charge with that. sorry optimus, but my better judgement told me that you shouldn't be openly bringing vodka into a bar (and walking around the street with it) at 1:30AM when you are obviously already trashed.

wow you guys are no fun. how does optimus put up with such nonsense???

i duno who that is, but she kinda looks like a girl I'm seeing, Melissa.
fuck i need more ice in my cooler. oh, and beer too. fuck. beer just makes ya thirstier for more and everyone wants to trade warm beers for my icy brews and opi'udgnklxcfbhkl'xdgOdxc ,k2mi83e971dc4rF!#$Q

i just had a glass of wine with dinner and i'm not somewhat in the mood to drink more, but i only have $14 dollars and i don't really feel like going to the bar :\

As you can tell I never made it here to post, I am sure I passed out as soon as I fumbled my way up the stairs. I dont really know how I got to my bed, but that night kicked ass though!

I know I dont know why I put up with those "friends" ;) They do drive my drunk ass around everywhere though.

I was still well enough to know you took it outside to dump it, I should have tried to hide it from you instead of broadcasting "free vodka shots!". Atleast the gutter drank well that night =) You did trick me with that between the legs stunt.

Oh and fuck Mrs. Pacman!

it's Ms. Pacman

Well then damn her to hell because she is having sex outside of wedlock!, and I just play the games rauble I dont make them like you!

Amelia, I was in a place in Malibu the other night, that is, apparently, Rachael Ray's pick for "Forty Dollars a Day" by Food Network. There was a big picture of her with her coffee cup, and I thought of you.

<--- Drunk!

RACHAEL RAY GAY SEX I WANT A FRONT ROW SEAT ,ND I WANT A 40 MINUTE GODDAMNM MEAL

holy shit! i drank a gatorade-vodka-ginger ale mix last night.... got pretty royally fucked up. forgot to post while doing it, though, alas.

I WISH JEP WAS AROUND. woops, still caps.

Ok so at last call I totally sneaked in two last calls a shot of jameson, and then a pint of Kanerziger WieBbier or whatever it was called, I had a great night andrew didnt make it cause he had to sleep off the winefire party, god it is late! I want to say so much more like how we irish pub crawled had horrid partking and I pissed on a bank! wooties!!!!!!!

drunk! goddamn the heat fucking suck...

lovely! a week on lake havasu, sunsun sun, and lots of coldbeers.

Man I really could go for a Mojito right now, bring on the summer!

liss better get those drunken phone calls soon and comment on them. i want to know what was said.

i'm pretty sure i just said something along the lines of "uh, he liss, this is raub, creeper gave me his phone, sorry to bother you."

Lakes aren't good places to have computers..., or any place with lots of cold beers. So I say you'll have to wait till weeks end, creepa.

That is indeed what you said, raub, honey. I only listened to the messages this morning while making the last leg of my trip cross country because I was out of service for a long time. And let me tell you, that is something to wake up to at 4 am on old I-20!

1. "I'm not optimus funk. Just optimus. The funk is too FORMAL!"
2. Something from Justin about how July is the month of DANGER because the koala bears invade from Africa and attack. (note: Koala bears do not reside in Africa). (and he sounded WAY fuctup)
3. "Uh, hey Liss, this is raublekick. Um, creeper gave me the phone. Just saying hi. Sorry to bother you." Or something like that.

There's loads more more MORE, but I only got home to Gulf Shores 30 minutes ago, and I'm dying to shave my legs and get drunk. More later, perhaps. I have all the messages saved.

PS. This means drunk-dialing war. Beware, creep, my friend.

raub you are such a pansy.

sorry man i wasn't drunk and i was kinda trying to get away for a bit.

next time, we're getting you drunk first and YOU'RE initiating the call.

"I realize... this is optimus. No! (screaming) This is seriously optimus. (screaming). I'm just saying, you probably shouldn't ...(end of message)"

"Waasssaaap, it's Justin. Justin talking to Liss, see! (Optimus and Justin conversing) (someone says) We just tore up the zip code sign and threw it across the lawn!!! (conversing) Be careful because July is coming and it's a really dangerous month! I dont think you understand...the koala bears in africa will unite and we WILL become an endangered species because they WILL be attacking the united nations...of...america....uh...welcome to the DANGERZONE!! Bambahmbahmbambahm!!!"

Hi liss, this is raublekick. thecreeper gave me his cellphone and now I am talking on it. i just wanted to say hi. You're a great person. Bye. (in the background: "you're such a puss---)

Ah, it doesn't work. I just can't recreate the effect in writing. I tried.

Well now you can't use ignorance as an excuse for when the koalas start a'comming. We warned you, and dont use that "koalas arent from africa" line on me, we've all heard that a hundred times that is what they want you to think. So when they start pouring in from africa, we are all caught with our heads in the sand.

No one suspects the african koala!, Liss, no one.

im going to be trashed tomorrow night.

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I expect Drunk Vs Drunk phone calls.

or i could call you guys. I need numbers to call.

I should call you but I am way wasted, I jsut went into a condemmed building in lancaster you now the old watt and shands building dudes, and I totally stoled a liscense plate from the building that I found it was last inspected '88. numbers are 981-56E, awesome maybe not but crazy time dodging some god damn budget rate security dude, priceless!!!!, I gotta do that again.

Holy shit im drunk. So heres the thing. I almost called zach just now for revenge, but then i relazed its 4 am and got really upset that my night went by so fast by way of bar visits, drinking games, and conversational swigs. I started drinking at 130 pm and havent stopped until now---its 405 and i am a light weight and i just sat on the hood of a car that turned the ass of my pants black. And I got bit by many mosquitoes. And i didnt smoke a single ciggie so im damn proud.

liss, i apologize.

no wait, that's what a fool believes.

i'm takin' it to te streets

Wozers!!!!! I wish the encylopeida covered me and all the shit I did tonight, man so much whiskey, so much vodka, so much rock and rye you know you liked it bitches!!!!!, Liss I tried to piss your picture onto someones house but I think I drank too much, eveveryone else I am sorry for talking to you for some crazy amount of time, but I did win at darts!!!! I did fair and square, UTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! only andrew know of the governing man of the south mall called UTH! oh yeah I had like three shots of yeager, or what ever!

Beer! too!!!awe

and yeah. good night. i think we called the entire testtube phone list.

Eat horse shit!

hey fuck you man. at least i know where to go in case of zombie attack.

goddammit i answered your calls and i called you and im so hurting and want to die and i encouraged the sexual harradment scene that was going on with my manager from work and at the moment im glad bbut i wont be tomorrow and im not sure ive ever uhad the hiccups this bad and im so drunk drunk drunk. and i played volleyball today and cooked food and i love ttt. yay

Like drunk hiccups, from old timey cartoons? Cause thats just funny