ok, like, when is that ever going to be an issue, really?

Ok I have a few things to say to you, first off Liss, I gave you man points out of pure friendship and kindness I know you are not a man and thus you have no need or want of man point but I gave them cause you do deserve them partly for what stormy said white wines and red meats dont mix that was the .5 point, and the 1 point for drinking an entire bottle of wine regardless of type, looking at the type of wine and making a point system based off of that is girlish, ZACH and LISS!. I am a certified man point giver when given you dont ask why or disagree god dammit you just accept and say thank you Hohman, THANK YOU!, and I just drank a bottle of charrrrdonaaay tonight, and some drambuie(scottish whiskey and honey w/herbs) man points abound!

Well, then... thank you.

And I mixed my white with red meat because I was too lazy to go to the store, and it was good, so take that!

there should really be a testtube drunk dialing phone list. i mean, come on. who doesn't want to hear from me and optimus at inopportune times in the evening?

you know... I posted my phone number once and no one called it.

well it's because no one likes you.

<----555-3049 (tee hee hee! :))

:(

I like you Marshall. And I hope to see you this summer.

Posting because I'm drunk!

that doesn't read like a drunken post.

you don't read like a drunken post!

I type efficiently while under the influence.

oh of course!

efficiently? perhaps precisely? rigorously? unerring?

I think we as drunk posters(most us are that and more), deserve more then just a little shit stain in the underwear that is your post, we want to know what was consumed, what your thinking about, your three favorite songs heard that evening if you think you gained any cavities during your drinking time and which teeth i.e. upper left 1st bicuspid, and if you had any you know encounters...., Ill give you an example this evening for me...

I drank...
Guiness
Molson
High Life
Molson
Molson
Sparks
Hoegaarden
Shot of tequilla
Shot of something carmel tasting
Molson
Gin(Blue Sapphire) and tonic
Coke straight up!

I was thinking mostly about a strange dream I had about singing Starship's "We built this city" with my friends at the bar, about the piston and miami game that was on, and about texas hold'em and blowing off my one friend's house poker tourney.

Three fav songs heard that evening...
R.E.M. "Oddfellows Local 151"
The Roots "Seed 2.0"
Queens of the Stone Age "Witch Hunter"

Look mom no cavities!

A few encounters only one worth mentioning getting into an arguement with the female bartender over the pistons and miami game niether of use cared about the game, but I acted like I did and she accused me of saying All women dont care and shouldnt care about sports they dont understand like basketball, I never said such a thing....bitch ;)

and ontop of that all I defer you to beeferoni!

yeah fuck you and your details, i'm drunk

I DEMAND WOMEN

40oz of 40 creeeeek
rated #1.
fuck, when's my
pete's uh...gun! be done...?

&

Fuck me all you want, but how much less interesting would it be with only variations of "I'm drunk" posted 300 times

How many times have I posted in here while drunk? It's an event enough for me if I even stumble onto a computer while or after I'm drinking!

yeah you fucks i'm drunk

I dont know, but that is regardless I am just glad we(all the testies) are heated over this! I mean anything that draws more posts per day per person I am happy for =) so I have two responses for you one truthful the other to keep the fires of rage burning....

(truth) I really dont care about what you post while drunk, I was drunk as I was posting my shit hole of a response to you. Ignore it if you want or banter along as we have been, its all fun and games. Ask yourself one question who am I?, and I mean me not you, you dont know me I dont knnow you so there nothing can be personal even if we want it to be. I am happy you post anything while drunk, If I wore a hat it would be off to you, madam moderator.

I was going to write something else but I dont have the time I have to work tomorrow morning and I drank more then I should have and stayed up later, damn me and my hosting resposibilites even if that means drinking more then the guests, and staying up later. Bushido and beer night went splendidly, rauble got all in a panty grabbing hissy fit about playing the same game for so long, so we switched out for street fighter puzlle something I dont know 2, but I beat him. In a close match no less, but I beat him! Creeper is still up at school I asume we miss you :(. Great night great beers all tpe of beer consumed include....

Victory Hop Devil
Victory Prima
Samuel Adams Summer Ale
Fosters
Killians Irish Red
Rolling Rock Greenlight
*amounts consumed not listed

now let's get the story straight, i stated my dislike for playing that game for long periods, and i said i'm fine just not playing it and watching instead. it was you and ben who REPEATEDLY got your panties in a bunch because i didn't want to play.

:)

manditory "i had three beers and am way more buzzed than i should be" post

beer goes in here :D

Dude tonight was so amazing got a girl's number, got so shitfaced, saw the Lancaster barnstormers kick the Long island duck, gay name if you ask me, in the anal hole! I am so drunk it is 4 something in the morn I have to work in like 5 hours and I drank...
Spaten
Yueling
Hop Hog
Molson
(threw up)
Sparks
hoegarrden
gin and somthing
tequilla
crown royal
jagermiester
jager agian
hoegarrden
I really lost track I bought some girls something drank more got a number drank more then went to the eaffle house and chugged a bottle of syrup and then ran an eithghtht og a mile to the nearest wawa to get cah out cause thouse fuckers dont except credit, all it all last night was 55 dollars, tonight was 60 dollars so children thats 115 dolllars...... god I need to stop who wants to go out tomorrow for the poker tourney at gales, and by go out I mean take me to pick up two six pack and watch me drink them until I get out of poker....
1 takers anyone>?!?!?

I wish I were watching Optimus drink... god damn, maryland is so goddamn boring.

You must come back to us arthur, come back to us and I think I should be at work right now, Girl dont tell me your right! I dont know where my car is though and judging from all the shit in my pocket I spent alot more then I posted earlier. I do have a coupon for a free frosty in there though.

Edit: I totally headbutted gabe and then he tried to headbutt me but right as he went in I did a quick little jab with my head, and then he stumbled over to me about 5 mins later and said I quote "Ow man that last one really hurt...." =)

Arthur we do miss you much, how are you going to get your father's day card from us if you arent up here? Even if the state took your kids away from you, your still a dad, they cant take that away!

spent last night watching my boyfriend and his best friends getting trashed, then being their designated driver all night.. actually ended out having more fun than i would have if i had been drinking.

Mmm, mint juleps...

i'm sober now, and i don't feel like getting drunk again :(

just take it easy, eat some bread and drink some milk and the feeling will pass.

Speaking of mint, I made mojitos the other night. My friend and I drank rum all night, slept four hours, got up, and drove to San Francisco. Happy Memorial Day Weekend. Oh, how I wish it were still Monday! It is Tuesday and I am back to school.

Rachael Ray made mashed sweet potatos with those today. The drink sound delicious.

That girl can do anything, and doesn't she have SUCH an imagination?!

Yes. Plus I am in love with her.

E.V.O.O. 4 LYFE

I'm in love with KT Tunstall.