and i was just about to say that i thought you had been gaining weight recently!

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Yeah ... Creep, they're telling you that to protect you from the truth. You look, smell, and taste like shit.

that's about my thoughts on the matter too, that's why i'm shocked, appalled and suspicious of these comments.

someone told me today that I have a sunburn. Don't you hate it when people do that? I'm like, yea, fuckface, I know I have a sunburn.

i don't like when people ask me "did you get yer hair cut?" when it's totally god damn obvious that i did.

but liss you got a sunburn! and you better watch out for them sub beams

here's another...you're sitting there on your break enjoying a cigarette (well, not me anymore, but you know) and some asshole waltzes up and says, "You know smoking is bad for you, right?"

WHAT? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??

In the words of dennis miller..."Nah! I thought they had vitamin C and stuff!!"

Most people think, life sucks, and then you die. I disagree. I think life sucks and then you get cancer, then you go into chemotherapy, you lose all your hair, you feel bad about yourself. Then, all of a sudden, the cancer goes into remission, you come out, you look good, you feel good, you're going great -- all of a sudden, you have a stroke, you can't move your right side, and one day you step off the curb at 68th by Lincoln Center and then - BANG - you get hit by a bus and then, maybe, you die.

who wants to adopt my sweet puppy? He is a black lab mix and he is 10 mos old and he's adorable and now homeless. AND I AM SO SAD ABOUT IT! I love my little Jack. :(

why can't you provide a home for your dog?

that's crazy... my girlfriend just named her new dog jack as well.

is it a popular dog name?

i'm planning on naming mine know nothing bozo the non-wonder dog

my dog is named max. (he's lived with my dad since i moved to toronto..)

people names are good names for pets.

i have an airedale named moses. he has skin problems and has been sick constantly since he was 4. he turns 8 soon. he used to be nice but his sickness has caused him to be too attached to my dad and very protective and sensitive. it's hard to love him when he tries to bite your hand and growls at you.

His full name is The Reverend Jack Daniels. Yea, I think Jack's a popular dog name. He gets called JackJack by most people.

I have provided a home for him since I found him in the street when he was a little bitty baby. If you've missed my news, disaster has struck my life and I've lost my boyfriend, 3 roommates, all my friends, and my home, all in the same month that I've been quitting smoking. I have no home. Just a dog that I cannot keep.

Yall, he's so cute, he's black lab/dalmation. He's all black except for a white, freckled chest and he's small boned and sleek and shiny. Big floppy ears and a smile. Personality Plus!

moses throws quite the welcoming party for me

:/ sorry, now i remember that you had mentioned disaster striking.

thats ok, life is looking much brighter. my ever optomistic attitude is returning ...if i could find a home for jack i could finish moving out and moving on. sigh. my poor orphan dog.

wow, this place has been DEAD the last few days.

this is all Cid's fault, somehow.

TTT Arcade has smited it.

new t-shirt arrived at the post office for me today