Mmm.
 

There's nothing like a room temperature bottle of Windsheimer Reichsstadtbier naturtr

Eternal Recurrence is the coolest concept evar. I'm thinking about adding a philosophy minor.

Nietzsche would disapprove of your drinking, by the way. Oh, irony.

played at a lennon trinbute show tionight and it was good

pizzas warming kup in the oven come by for a slsice if you want

work christmas party wooooah

i liek wthe night wherwe our liek "i wanna get cruuuunk", and then you don't drink much and you get trashed...

WHAR THERES A WIL: THER"S WAY

dudes we've been totally slacking!

drinking whiskey alone, listening to chip tunes

month old double post!

dude, i was drunk earlier, now its down to a moderate buzz. fucking fighting games requiring me to be focused.

yeah i hear ya except for the fighting game part.
there's this bar called old chicago's but we call it old chicougars because it's full of cougars. and man, they weren't kidding.. i had my picks of milfs AND gilfs if you know what i'm talking about...

I don't.

He's talking about his ex guardian forces and Morgasms I Like Faking.

You know why I like you bunny? Because you know shit isn't always sweet.

Shit is real.

Damn straight. Now visit me at my new apartment, bring your own bottle and six pack, and let us reminisce about the future which has to be better than the past. I mean.. ITS GOT TA BE. Because the past had so little booze, so little sex. Way too much sharkz on wonko action. Now with liss, stormy and supernothing lezzing it up in my drunken vision while I .. I'm sorry, what? Post a black gif again.

And now, some white people:

Are they gay?

I suspect so.

I still can't feel my brain.

Make a pot of warm spaghetti and pour hot jello into it. I think they do that on those close your eyes and feel the brains shows.

Drunk, high, hicks, and typos abound. I would love this place if it didnt remind me so much of myself.

*pop* quiz!

why did mr. milo cross the road?

Cuz his dick was stuck in the chicken?
~ Bruce Willis; The Last Boy Scout

wow, i'm so glad someone got that