amen brotha tristan

I have like 3 shots of Brandy left. Its watered down, tho... I have this new.. ::looks:: Arandas Oro Tequila!!!

Which, of course, will be poured into the current glass and enjoyed. (I'm sure it isnt blasphemy to pour it into a Brandy Snifter, is it? Hey, I have 2 glasses for most diff. drinks. Sue me.)

Woooooo legally drunk!

oh happy barfday melia

Happy birfday. :ninja:

happy birthday!

yeah!

To youthful explorations and forgetting our teen years.
:clinky:

Hey! I'm not drunk!

I'm not either. Hella lortabs.

Boy opiate addiction sure is a bitch...glad I shook that!

i just want to comment that i was pretty drunk tonight, and i saw some xrazy bands, and i sobered up, andi took a really long trip home where i almost fell asleep. and now its 5am. christ on a crutch.

Creeper, guess what the hell PennDot totally put back in front of my house?
Well I cant wait for you to answer but it's that damn Bridge out sign, you know the one with the flashing light!. I found the light under my bed the other day, and it brought back such drunken memories, then bam! The ass clowns put a new sign up....It has been there for a few days now. I await your return to my house so we can behead the beast once again.

Sincerely,
Sir Calculus Entropy

P.S. Raublekick you can come and watch out for the cops again, like the pussy you are!(In his defense he was the D.D. and didnt drink near as much as creeper, and myself)

i'll be home for captured by robots. that sign is going down!!!

Andrew and I totally got some chickas to come to te show, my skin hurts, I think I have sunburn but fuck that I went running and it was really high heat with high Ozone levels and shit but I went and now I feel bad :( I drank alot and they totally changed the price from 6$ a sparks to $4 dollars a sparks it made a difference to me. I also had some nasty tequilla but hey that it mea, I also had gin, and long island iced teas, and some beers! See you tomorrow CREEEP, speaking of they didnt have Creep by radiohead, I was mad but they had San Fransico Nights by the animals so it made up fior it, WOOOOO night

oh optimus, your skin is so red and metallic! and you are built like a tractor trailer! take me now!

That is totally what the chick said, I was like here now? and she was like yes now! I want your 18 cylinders in me!, I was like whatever bitch I am not a slut, I dont roll like that. I maybe an 18 wheeler but I dont give it up to just any turnpike hooker!, wow I dont know what I am talking about zach why did you post and make me post back it just doesnt make sense!, she was hot though!

Ok first off I just want to wish everyone a happy cinco de mayo!, I mean it isnt like every year we get to celebrate the mexican victory over the french(my ancestors). I do hope you all got to have a few shots of tequilla, yeager bombs, jack and cokes, miller high lifes, red stripes, and guinessi! I drank far too much for any 160 pound person, but fuck it, I only puked twice and I swallowed andrew(raublekick), and zach(creeper) can attest to that!, I even cleaned up my hand/face and then went back to drinking and then led them around the city for 2+ miles in a huge circle, then ate about 5 pounds of Mcdonalds food which was good, to the pallet but not to my nutrition I cant even spell, I also jumped off a balcony and popped my ballon, I married zach too, that was strange but it was an amazing night see you all again =P SOOON

Cup your balls and say GUINESS, it sounds like a good name for your daughter right?!

you also ran out of the car at the mcdonalds drive thru and pissed in the bushes amidst a lineup of white trash and lower class black people. classy!

great night though. drank a bit, saw captured by robots, married optimus, walked aimlessly through the city, etc. captured by robots played Journey!!

Bud Light
$34.95
Two Free 6oz Steaks
24 bottles of marinating sauce.

six yuenglings.
one large pack of twizzlers.
a half gallon of iced tea.
the cinematic class "The Brain Machine", and it's total lack of tata's, despite being a B-movie from the 70's.
the sci fi original AI Assault
Silent Hill on playstation one.
a qualirty night overall.

I had a friend who did that and got arrested. Well, he ran out of the car at the mcdonalds drive thru and pissed... on the methodist church, but still, peeing in public = bad idea.

I missed my tequila on cinco de mayo, and got really drunk on champagne with my mom and her fiance and my best friend in Monterey after the sweet ass race we spent the day at. (I was too glad to see my mom to go out and drink 50 cent margaritas at the wharf :()

Do these count? I was drunk when they were taken.

jesse do you play guitar? for that matter does anyone play the guitar and also play guitar hero? i image it cant be that hard for some one that plays guitar, considering its basically 5 frets and no strings.

Dabbled in it before. Never really stuck with it, because every time I dabbled I was borrowing a friends guitar. My dabbling ended when they wanted it back.

heh...dabble.

WHATEVER!

Ok tonight goes up as one of the great, raub and I then t-bone all randomly decided to come over to my house and we had a bonfire and drank a couple bottles of yellow tail(austrailian wine) I had the shiraz, and raublekick had the chardoney(whatever I am trashed). Well it started out sucky cause I wanted to uy an original playstation game so we went to the mall and no luck it was too old of a system but I dont like to play games so I dont have anything current. We then went to arby where we fucking switched lines three times before getting served I want andrew to explain cause I cant, and they gave me mustard on my chicken sandwich the only thing I didnt fucking want was mustard and they put it on, I wasnt a dick, I wasnt an ass is it too much to ask for them to hold some sauce!?!?!? god damn retards.....sorry. so then we started the fire had some peopel over played guitar drank wine listen to buffet bowie, dylan, then went to find out why my bridge near my house was out of commision, I was the only one to walk across it, bitches. then we found a Gib Armstrong(a anti-liberal education)P.A. representative and we totaslly burnt his sign! it was awesom then I kicked andrews ass in some sword fighting!, All in all an amazing night andrew please post more I have to sleep cause I work when ever I get up tomorrow moring....GGGGmnoight!

i've been playing guitar for about a decade now. guitar hero is only easier in the sense that i can move my fingers better than most. but my guitar player intuition gets in the way, because guitar hero notes are not at all what playing the real songs is like. plus you gotta be wicked accurate and can't make little mistakes that noone one would notice on a real guitar, cus in guitar hero it goes PLONK and you lose your multiplyer.

all in all, i'd say that, at least to some extent, i could play about half of those songs on real guitar before i ever played guitar hero, and guitar hero is harder for me.

I just ate red meat for the first time in months, and Im not sure if my stomach ache is from that or my bottle of chardonnaaaaay...

You totally get atleast 2.5 man pints for eating red meat, and did you solely drink that bottle of chardonnaaaaay? cause if you did then that is another 1.5 man points.

Oh and after we burnt Gib armostrongs sign guess who totally lost his primary election(?) Gibby did, incumbent be damned!

I drank alot tonight and andrew can agree...Chunnels R Us, "we build chunnels so you dont have to!" what a great motto!

You should start a company called Drunkards R Us ("We drink a lot so you don't have to!")

Why would I get man points for chardonnay? I know it's a lot to drink a whole bottle...but...its chardonnay...

Because ol' optimus is totally a girly-man. Mr. Garnier Fructis himself.

he gives out girly-man points. which is like half-man points.

Creeper I am thinking of driving up to ESU just to headbutt you

i would imagine so, but just like a woman, you would be all indecisive about it, and then decide to come way too late, then get lost and have to ask me for directions, then you would get here and give me some little girly headbutt and then want to talk about feelings and stuff. typical.

It's from your rebelling from the dying traditions of drinking only red wines with red meats.

I commend you! How was it?

if there is one thing that he doesn't do girly, it's headbutts. trust me, you don't want to be on the receiving end of a furious blow to the back of the head.

::rubs head from last time i got headbutted::

without his alcohol, his headbutts are powerless!