not drunk now, but saturday i was in an irish pub drinking lots of woodchuck amber cider (about 2 pitchers worth and a few miller lites) and some guy wouldn't stop yelling like tarzan so i got up and yelled at him to shut the fuck up or i was going to beat his fucking ass out of the pub. he stopped.

something about being in an irish pub brings out the angry fightin' irish in my blood.

Got rocked of some belgin beer tonight, 9% alcy... damn that shit was good tho...

man... i'm allowed to post right now...
yeah... what else the fuck can i say? do you want to know what i'm doing? do you want to know what kind of night i had? fuck you. fuck you america.

last night i got very drunk

im really stoned right now...does that count?

haha

i wish i was stoned, does that count?

I guess any altered state of mind caused by a substance can count :D

who made you boss?

ever since tony danza started doing his talk show we needed a new boss

bah, i am the drunk post father! thou shalt not question my wisdom!

now get drunk and be merry!

i dont drink...quit while i could. alcohol poisoning is no fun.

the trick is to stop drinking before you poison yourself (too much)

because up until that point it's all quite enjoyable!

yeah, but once i get like 8 or 9 beers in me, next thing i know ive had like 30...

sometimes we act like jackasses and sometimes we KICKASS at baseball darts. yeah, mvp right here, can i get a manbark? UGH!!!

i'm posting for optimus funk too, incase he can't get on here, my typing os too good. except for that smalle mistake and that one explaining it.

I am the lord your god!

Sorry for that I drank too much in about an 1 hour and thirty mintuesessssseses, whatever, and the food was great my head is bleeding goodnight ROCAK AND RYE!!!!! soorry for being incoherient or whaverer

Yeah..I can't hold it like I used to, usually I'd be good after about a 12-pack, at which point I knew anything more would just be overkill..then there was that one weekend I had of binge-drinking which ended up me throwing up several times, followed by a two hour drive home the morning after I was sick, no need for that again.

Nowdays, after a few I'm feelin' fine, and after 6 I'm done.

And, why the hell is www.yabdoo.com linked from the google ads...I wish I had an arabic translator handy so I could translate...

في حال كانت زيارتكم الأولى ننصح زيارة قسم التعليمات بضغط رابط تعليمات في الأعلى . أما في حال رغبتكم المشاركة في نشاط المنتديات ، فينبغي الانتساب بالضغط هنا .

Found one, I just copied random text from the top of the page, god some translations are "wordy".

i got drunk with some sparks and tried to climb a dorm last night. that was dumb.

and journey's dont stop believin came on in a shitty bar that otherwise played nothing but rap. you better believe i was fucking screaming some journey.