i went for an interview to an internship today...pretty intense questioning. i dunno if i could do what they want. but they gave me a shirt as a lovely parting gift!

I was offered a job today as an installation tech for Domes Audio and Video (they sell and install, plus do the wiring for those $20,000-$100,000 and above...home theater systems), at like, $17-18/hr starting because of my experience.

i had a job interview for a gifted english teaching position. i think i answered most of the questions well, given that i've never taught english before in my life, though i did pretty much have no idea how to answer any questions about discipline

[edit] didn't get the job. they liked my enthusiasm and energy, but didn't like my complete lack of experience. alas... i'm going to interview with a middle school today or tomorrow and if that doesn't pan out, i'm pretty much guaranteed a job at another high school, though it's teaching remedial classes *shudder*

this place has been dead lately.

i'm so fucking glad finals are over.

i need to drink to celebrate.

no, you need to work on Funny Webcomic

you need to buy me the tools to work on said webcomic

Seriously, have like, zach-bert or something, and I'll be the mean-ass boss that shows...very little and randomly.

when this comic happens, it will be so much more. it will blow the minds of every goddamn person on this planet.

and on another note, not having a keyboard because the dell wireless one shit out on you is a total bitch. i hate this shitty ass laptop.

just so everyone knows, there's a huge 9.99 sale on at toys r us right now. i saw a lot of stuff in stock, so go check it out, these are the games:


:ds: Nintendo DS
Viewiiful Joe Double Trouble 29.95
$9.98
Feel the Magic
Madden 05 PriceGrabber Rebate
Mr Driller PriceGrabber Rebate
Splinter Cell: CT
World Champ Poker





:gba: Gameboy Advance
SpongeBob Battle for Bikini Bottom/Nicktoons Dual Pack-19.95
Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi 19.95
$9.98
Ace Combat Advance
Advance Wars 2
Altered Beast
Barbie as Princess & the Pauper PriceGrabber Rebate
Barbie Horse Adv PriceGrabber Rebate
Battlebots
BeyBlade Grevolution
Boktai 2
Cartoon Network Bundle-includes Block Party (GBA), Cartoon Network Platinum Edition (GBAV), and GBA SP Headphones
DBZ Buu's Fury PriceGrabber Rebate
Disney's Magical Quest 3
Donkey Kong Classic NES
Donkey Kong Country 2 [OOS] :shipfree:
Double Dragon
Elf
FIFA Soccer 05 PriceGrabber Rebate
Final Fantasy 1&2
FZero GP Legend :shipfree:
GBAV For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll
GBAV Pokemon Beach Blank Out
GBAV Pokemon I Choose You
Golden Sun Lost Age
Hamtaro: Ham Ham Games :shipfree:
Hamtaro: Ham Ham Heartbreak
Hobbit PriceGrabber Rebate
Kirby Nightmare in Dreamland
Klonoa 2 Dream Champ Tournament
LOTR: Two Towers
Mario Pinball [OOS] :shipfree:PriceGrabber Rebate
MegaMan Battle Network 4 Blue Moon
MegaMan Battle Network 4 Red Sun PriceGrabber Rebate
MegaMan Blue
MegaMan White
Metal Slug Adv PriceGrabber Rebate
Ms Pacman Maze Madness
Pacman Pinball
Racing Gears Advance
Rave Master Special Attack Force
Robots
Rugrats All Grown Up
Shaman King Legacy of Spirits: Soaring Hawk
Shaman King Master of Spirits 2
Shaman King: Master of Spirits
THUG PriceGrabber Rebate
Tokyo Extreme Racer
Tron 2.0
Wario Ware, Inc.:Mega Microgame$
World Champ Poker
WWE Survivor Series
Yu-Yu Hakusho: Spirit Detective
Yu-Yu Hakusho: Tourneyment Tactics
YuGiOh 7 Trials of Glory PriceGrabber Rebate




:psp:PSP
$9.98
Darkstalkers [OOS] PriceGrabber Rebate
Dead 2 Rights [OOS] PriceGrabber Rebate
Rengoku PriceGrabber Rebate
World Soccer Tour [OOS] PriceGrabber Rebate

PS1
Crash Bash
Crash Team Racing
NFL Gameday 05
Twisted Metal 4




:xbox:Xbox
NFS Underground 2-19.95 PriceGrabber Rebate
9.98
Amped PriceGrabber Rebate
Amped 2
Area 51 PriceGrabber Rebate
Bad Boys
Bard's Tale
Blood Rayne 2
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory w/ticket
Close Combat First to Fight
Cold Fear
Conflict Vietnam
Conflict: Desert Storm II PriceGrabber Rebate
Conker [OOS] PriceGrabber Rebate
Counter Strike
Dead Man's Hand
Dead to Rights 2
Def Jam Fight For NY
Demon Stone
DOA Ultimate
Doom 3 (Reg Ed) PriceGrabber Rebate
DragonBall Z Sagas Use coupon code RTGDBZVGSAV5 to get an additional $5 off
Enter the Matrix
ESPN MLB
ESPN NBA 2K5
ESPN NFL 2K5
ESPN NHL 2K5
Euro 2004
Fable w/bonus DVD(skn487123) IIRC this version was only avaible for preorders
Fatal Frame 2
FIFA 05 PriceGrabber Rebate
FIFA Street
Fight Night 04 PriceGrabber Rebate
Godzilla Save the Earth
GTA Double Pack (GTA3 and VC)
Gungriffon
Halo 2 LE
Karaoke Revolution (game only) PriceGrabber Rebate
King of Fighters Maximum Impact Maniax
Kingdom Under Fire: The Crusaders PriceGrabber Rebate
LOTR Return of the King
LOTR Third Age
LOTR Two Towers
Mafia
Major League BB 2K5
Mech Assault 2 LE
Medal of Honor: Rising Sun
Midway Arcade Treasures 2
Mortal Kombat Deception PriceGrabber Rebate
Mortal Kombat Deception KE
MTV Music Generator 3 PriceGrabber Rebate
NARC
Nascar 05 PriceGrabber Rebate
NBA Live 05 PriceGrabber Rebate
NBA Street vol 2 PriceGrabber Rebate
NCAA Football 05 PriceGrabber Rebate
NCAA March Madness 05 PriceGrabber Rebate
NFS 2 HP PriceGrabber Rebate
NHL 05
Ninja Gaiden
Oddworld: Munch's Oddysee
Pariah PriceGrabber Rebate
Prince of Persia 2
Project Gotham Racing
Project Snowblind
Rainbow Six 3 Black Arrow PriceGrabber Rebate
Razes Hell
Riddick
Robocop
Rocky Legends
Sid Meir's Pirates
SNK vs Capcom Chaos
Splinter Cell
Strike Force Bowling PriceGrabber Rebate
SRS Street Racing Syndicate
SW Clone Wars PriceGrabber Rebate
Tiger Woods 05 PriceGrabber Rebate
TOCA 2/Colin McCrae 4 Bundle PriceGrabber Rebate
Top Spin PriceGrabber Rebate
Trigger Man (up from 4.98)
Trivial Pursuit
Tron 2.0
Ultra BustAMove X
Unreal Championship 2 PriceGrabber Rebate
World Champ Poker PriceGrabber Rebate
WWE Wrestlemania XXI PriceGrabber Rebate
Xbox Music Mixer



:gc:Gamecube
9.98
Agent Under Fire PriceGrabber Rebate
Charlie and Choc Factory w/ticket
DBZ Sagas
Def Jam 2
F-Zero
FIFA Street
Fight Night 2 [OOS]
HP Chamber of Secrets PriceGrabber Rebate
LOTR Two Towers
Madden 05
Mario Party 4
Mario Party 5
Metroid Prime
MoH Rising Sun PriceGrabber Rebate
Midway Arcade Treasures 2
NBA Live 05
NHL 05
Pikmin 2
Pokemon Channel :shipfree:
Resident Evil 4
Sims Bustin Out PriceGrabber Rebate
Sonic Adventure/DX Combo
Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow PriceGrabber Rebate
SRS Street Racing Syndicate
Starfox Adventures
Super Monkey Ball 1&2 combo
Tiger Woods 05 PriceGrabber Rebate
Viewtiful Joe 2
Virtua Quest
Wario Ware
Zelda Four Swords




:ps2:PS2
NFS Underground 2 19.95
9.98
Agent Under Fire
Alien Hominid
Arc the Lad
Ape Escape Pumped and Primed
ATV Offroad Fury 1
Bad Boys
Bard's Tale
Batman Begins w/ticket
Beatdown
Blood Rayne 2
Champions of Norrath
Cold Fear
Cold Winter PriceGrabber Rebate
Crazy Taxi PriceGrabber Rebate
Dance Dance Revolution Extreme with Free CD(game only) PriceGrabber Rebate (YMMV, this has rang up as $39.99 for several CAGs)
Dark Cloud 2
DBZ Budokai 3 PriceGrabber Rebate
DBZ Budokai 3 LE
Death by Degrees PriceGrabber Rebate
Def Jam Vendetta
Delta Force Blackhawk Down PriceGrabber Rebate
Digital Devil Saga 1
Dynasty Warriors 5 PriceGrabber Rebate
Enter the Matrix
ESPN College Hoops 2K5
ESPN NBA 2K5
Euro 2004 PriceGrabber Rebate
FIFA 05 PriceGrabber Rebate
Fight Club
Ford Racing PriceGrabber Rebate
Freedom Fighters
Ghost in the Shell
Haunted Mansion
Haunting Ground PriceGrabber Rebate
Hitman Contracts PriceGrabber Rebate
Hot Shots Golf 3 PriceGrabber Rebate
HP Chamber of Secrets
Intellivision Lives (up from 4.98) PriceGrabber Rebate
Jeopardy
Killer 7 PriceGrabber Rebate
Killzone
King of Fighters Maximum Impact Collector's Edition
Life Line
LOTR ROTK
Mafia
Max Payne
Max Payne 2
McFarlane's Evil Prophecy
Medal of Honor: Rising Sun
Metal Gear Solid 3 w/DVD
Metal Slug 4&5
Midway Arcade Treasures 2
Mortal Kombat Deception PriceGrabber Rebate
MX vs ATV Unleashed
MX World Tour
NBA Live 05 PriceGrabber Rebate
NCAA Football 05 PriceGrabber Rebate
NCAA March Madness 05 PriceGrabber Rebate
Neo Contra
NHL 05
Outlaw Golf 2
Pinball HOF (up from 4.98)
Predator
Pride FC
Project Snowblind
Psychonauts PriceGrabber Rebate
Ratchet and Clank
Rise to Honor PriceGrabber Rebate
Robotech
Rocky Legends
Romance of the Three Kingdoms IX PriceGrabber Rebate
Romance of the Three Kingdoms X PriceGrabber Rebate
Rumble Roses
Rygar
Samurai Western PriceGrabber Rebate
Shaman King: Power of Spirit
Silent Hill 4
Sims
Siren
Socom 1(game only)
SRS Street Racing Syndicate
SSX 3
Star Ocean
Tak and Power of JuJu PriceGrabber Rebate
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Battle Nexus
Tekken 5
Tenchu FS
The Getaway
THUG 2
Tiger Woods 05 PriceGrabber Rebate
TimeSplitters 2
Transformers
True Crime Streets of LA PriceGrabber Rebate
Viewtiful Joe 2
Winning Eleven 8
World Champ Poker
World Tour Soccer 06

grumble grumble...

i do all my shopping so i DON'T have to go out today, and now my brother is forcing me to go out and get gift certificates.

goddammit.

Wow..that is a good sale they got going on...

No way in hell I'm even going near the mall today though..

my nose started bleeding at work (i was inventorying Hollister) tonight for no goddamn reason again. i couldn't get it to stop and nearly bled all over the clothes. while that would have been great, i ended up bleeding in a puddle on the floor because some bitch that worked there was taking a dump in the only restroom. i started getting lightheaded and then i had a horrible cough that was nothing but blood. all the other employees and my coworkers were looking at me as if i was dying. i'll admit though, it must have been weird looking at me and seeing blood running down my face and hands, on my knees, spitting blood and screaming for someone to bring me some tissues.

me and raub depart for magfest sometime today or tomorrow morning.

i can't wait.

I was going to go, then I spent 400+ on books today.


There goes my trips.

you all missed this, just so you know.

lol

Looks "liberated".

i'd post more, but there's so much gay innuendo in all of them.

THIS COULD HAVE BEEN YOU GUYS, TTT

man, i'm glad i didn't waste $300 to do *that*

I missed the dashboard confessional concert that was on campus yesterday:(

looks like you accidentally hit the frowny face instead of the big green grin face.

no, shes to emo for that show.

Unfortunately shes so emo that everything requires a sad face now.

yeah, you would have just brought me down and told me how gay i was. i dont need that.

Better Raub??
 

I like Dashboard, and it was only 15 bucks, and I wanted to go. Unfortunately I have no friends, so yes, I sat in my room and was SO emo.

I like dashboard too.


And I saw chris play his accoustic set at UGA.


Eat it.

........

...

Fuck.

Thats right.

steelers win. oh god yes, steelers win!

They dont make like stationary like this where I'm from.

so fragile so refined :eek:

hot pics of optimus and rauble and me from last friday's chromelodeon show

optimus is drunk


rauble is...raubled


chromelodeon is awesome


optimus and rubble


me and spooky c (from theshizz)


optimus is very drunk


something amazing on a cell phone


some creep giving the finger


k i'm done.

So things that I have noticed.....
I brush my teeth!,
I shine more brightly the more I drink.,
My armpit is a great place to hold a beer bottle.,
And I wish I knew what it was that I was showing people on my phone.

misc. et al.
goddamn oilers.

5-0..

take less penalties, why not?

The Spiderman:
A technique that can be used when you're having sex with the girl facing away; pull out, spit on her back and ejaculate into your hand, when she turns around you throw it into her face. Doing the actual web slinging hand motion probably makes you a cooler person, you may also optionally say "thwipp!" or "Yeah yeah yeeaaahhh whoah! Spiderman!".

We should come up with some more superhero moves.

For the sado-masochistics... the Wolverine! Just uh, stab 'em a bunch o' times. 'Nuff said.

stolen from cheapassgamer:

Games on sale for $8.96 at Circuit City now and through July 4th weekend. Not everything is coming up in the system as of yet at $8.96. Therefore be patient as technically this sale does not start until the July 4th week. However, many of them are.

XBox
Area 51
Black Hawk Down
Blitz: The League
Burnout Revenge
Cabelas Outdoor Adventure
Castlevania: Curse Of Darkness
Chaos Theory
Chicken Little
College Hoops 2K6
Combat Elite
Conflict: Global Terror
DDR Ultramix 2
DOA Ultimate Collection
Dragonball Z Sagas
Driver Parallel Lines
EA Sports Fight Night Round 2
Far Cry Instincts
FIFA Soccer 2005
FIFA Street
FIFA Street 2
Flatout
From Russia With Love
Full Throttle
Gauntlet: Seven Sorrows
Ghost Recon
Godzilla: Save The Earth
GTA: San Andreas
Gun
Half Life 2
Halo Triple Pack
Incredible Hulk
Indigo Prophecy
Karaoke Revolution Bundle
Kingdom Under Fire: Heroes
Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King
Madden NFL 2005
Mark Ecko's Getting Up
Matrix Path Of Neo
Mercenaries
Metal Slug 4 & 5
Midnight Club 3 Dub Edition (Non-Player Choice)
Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks
Moto GP Ultimate Racing
MX vs ATV Unleashed (Players Choice)
Nascar 2005: Chase For The Cup
NBA 2K6
NBA Live 2005
NBA Street 3
NCAA March Madness 2005
Need For Speed Underground (Players Choice)
Shrek Superslam
Sid Meier's Pirates
Sims 2
Spiderman The Movie
Splinter Cell (Players Choice)
Spongebob: Lights Camera Pants
SSX On Tour
Star Wars Knights Of The Old Republic II: Sith Lords
Terminator The Redemption
Test Drive: Eve Of Destruction
The Incredibles: Rise Of The Underminer
Tiger Woods 2005
Time Splitters
Tony Hawk Underground
True Crime New York City
Warriors
WWE Wrestlecrap 21

Nintendo Gamecube
Batman Begins
Chaos Theory
Dragonball Z Sagas
EA Sports Fight Night Round 2
Fantastic Four
Great Juju Challenge
Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire
James Bond: From Russia With Love
NBA Street 3
Scooby Doo: Unmasked
Seaworld

PSP
Darkstalkers
Exit
FIFA Soccer
Gretzky NHL
NBA Street Showdown
Need For Speed Underground Rivals
Spiderman 2
Tiger Woods PGA
Tony Hawk Underground 2 Remix
World Soccer Tour

Nintendo DS
Advance Wars
Asphault GT (DS) - $5.96
ATV Quad Frenzy
Burnout Legends
Dig Dug: Digging Strike
Dragonball Z Supersonic Warriors 2
FIFA Soccer 2006
Finding Nemo
Goldeneye Rouge Agent
Great Juju Challenge
Gulty Gears Dust Strike
Incredibles Rise Of The Underminer
King Kong
Lunar Dragon Song
Madden 2005
Madden 2006
Meteos
Metroid Prime Pinball
Monster Truck
Need For Speed Underground 2
Pac N Roll
Pac Pix
Pokemon Dash
Polarium
Scooby Doo Unmasked
Spongebob Yellow Avenger
Spyro Shadow Legacy
Star Wars Episode 3 Revenge Of The Sith
Texas Hold Em
Tiger Woods 2005
Trace Memory
Ultimate Spiderman
Urbz: Sims In The City

Gameboy Advance
Backyard Baseball 2006
Backyard Basketball
Backyard Skateboarding
Barbie Let's Ride
Barbie Pegasus
Bratz: Rock Angelz
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
DBZ GT: Transformation
DBZ: Supersonic Warriors
Disney's Cinderella
Donkey Kong Country 2
Donkey Kong King Of Swing
Dr. Mario Puzzle League
Drill Dozer
Driver 3
Dynasty Warriors Advance
Ed, Edd N Eddy
Fantastic Four
FIFA Soccer 2006
Final Fantasy Dawn Of Souls (1/2)
Final Fantasy Tactics
Final Fantasy IV -YMMV as this apparently was a goofup.
Finding Nemo/Monsters Inc 2 in 1
Goku 1 & 2 Compilation (Legacy of Goku)
Grand Theft Auto
Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire
Harvest Moon: More Friends Of Mineral Town
Hello Kitty
Hot Wheels Dual Pack
Incredibles
Incredibles Rise Of The Underminer
Kim Possible 3
Kirby And The Amazing Mirror
Legend Of Zelda Classics Series
Legend Of Zelda: Link To The Past/Pitfall combo pack
Lizzie McGuire 3
Madden 2006
Mario Golf: Advance Tours
Mario Kart Super Circuit
Mario Party Advance
Mario Pinball Land
Mario VS Donkey Kong
Metroid Classics Series
Metroid Zero Mission
Monster Truck
Ms. Pacman
Need For Speed Most Wanted
Nightmare Before Christmas
Pac Man Pinball
Pandora Tommorow
Pokemon Pinball
Pokemon Ruby
Pokemon Sapphire
Polar Express
Power Rangers Dual Pack
Reshef Of Destruction
Scooby Doo Unmasked
Seaworld
Shrek Superslam
Sigma Star Saga
Sims 2
Sonic Battle
Spongeball Squarepants: Battle Of Bikini Buldge
Spongebob Dual Pack
Spongebob Squarepants Bikini Bottoms & Breakin Da Rules Dual Pack
Spyro Superpack
Star Wars Attack Of The Clones
Super Mario Advance 2: Super Mario World
Sword Of Mana
Tales Of Phantasia
That's (Not) So Raven... (only because Scotty Flamingo would debate that)
Tony Hawk American Sk8land
Tony Hawks Underground/Kelly Slater Surfer 2 in 1
Trollz: Hair Affair
Ultimate Enemy
Wario Ware Microgames (aka the first one)
World Championship Poker
Yoshi Topsy Turvy
Yu-Gi-oh! 7 Trials Of Glory

PS2
187 Ride Or Die
Area 51
Backyard Basketball
Backyard Football
Batman Begins
BIA: Earned In Blood
Black Hawk Down
Blitz The League
Bode Miller Skiing
Cabelas Outdoor Adventure
Chaos Theory
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
Combat Elite
Conflict Global Terror
Conflict Vietnam
Curse Of Darkness
Def Jam Fight For NY
Dragonball Z Sagas
Driver Parallel Lines
Dynasty Warriors 5 XL
EA Sports Fight Night Round 2
Eye Toy
Eye Toy Antigravity
Fantastic Four
FIFA Soccer 2005
FIFA Street
Flatout
Ford Mustang
Ford Racing 3
Friends Trivia
Frogger: Ancient Shadow
Full Spectrum Warrior
Full Throttle
Gauntlet Seven Sorrows
Ghost Recon 2
Great Juju Challenge
Gun
Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire
Haunting Ground
Incredible Hulk
Incredibles Rise Of The Underminer
Indigo Prophecy
James Bond: From Russia With Love
Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
Legends Of Wrestling
Madden 2005
Mark Ecko's Getting Up (both regular and LE)
Matrix Path Of Neo
MGS 3: Snake Eater
Midnight Club 3 Dub Edition (Non-Players Choice)
MLB 2005
MLB 2K5
MLB 2K5 World Series Edition
Monster Hunter
NASCAR 2005: Chase The Cup
NBA Live 2005
NBA Street 3
NCAA March Madness 2005
NFL Street 2
NHL 2K6
NHRA Championship Drag Racing
Nicktoons Unite
Nightmare Before Christmas
Racing Italiono
Radiata Stories
Rainbow Six Lockdown
Resident Evil Outbreak 2
Rugby 2006
Scooby Doo Unmasked
Seaworld
Silver Buckle Stables
SSX On Tour
State Of Emergency 2
Super Monkey Ball DX
Tenkaichi
Terminator The Redemption
Test Drive: Eve Of Destruction
Tiger Woods 2005
Time Crisis: Crisis Zone
Time Splitters
Tony Hawk's American Wasteland Collector's Edition
Torino 2006
True Crime New York City
TY 3
Ultimate Spiderman
Urbz: Sims In The City
Warriors
We Love Katamari
Wild Arms 4
World Championship Poker 2
World Poker Tour
World Series Of Poker
World Soccer Winning Eleven 8 International
World Tour Soccer 2006
Xenosaga 2

I cry for my lack of circuit city.

well, i'm off to Montreal tomorrow for the weekend.

woo

how miscellaneous

a good friend of mine came to me last night in a bind. He wrote and is directing a one act play that premiers in less than a week. He's gone through 3 female leads and the most recent one quit on moral standards. As a favor and because it is going to be damn fun, I am now Becky-- a horny, well-endowed 18 year old babysitter who loses her infant charge while having extremely raunchy, catholic-esque freaky sex with her moron boyfriend.