i don't think i was drunk at any point last night, but that sparks had my mind in an insane state...
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BORAT!
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and colin did you hack my computer and steal that picture of me?!? |
<<<---- Wedding recption... yeah im d......r......u....n.....k....e....d
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It's so lame to post on message boards while drunk.
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me and o[ptimus funk had a fun night at the bar tonight. ok, well, for him t was probably pretty tame, but i got more drunk than i've been in the past 3 months. hellllls yes.
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I had 2 beers and a shot of jaeger, I'm pretty sober, but, will post in this thread anyways, suck my balls.
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Tonights tally equlas...
3 pitchers of Coors light(i hate the shit too but it was 5$, and I got a free can opener and a tshirt from some mad fine hooties or hoties) 2 double shots of So Co a shot of capt. morgans (standard in my lne of work) and a plate of cheese sticks Eagles lost to te falcons, All forms of foul suck ass! Bwaatahtata |
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fuck dude, i'd be pretty toasted after those cheese sticks...
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captain morgan's (white rum) is very good for you |
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ROCK RYE 4 LYFE
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Give me some 5 year old Rock Rye w/chunks and a box of wine to do some wine bag stands with my bros and I would be in alittle place called Heaven, perhaps you've heard of it?
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man that is just.. that is just something else.
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Please tell me it hasn't been since the 13th that someone one this board has been drunk!, I am dissapointted at you!, rauble you fucking spilling beer on my ponytail, on my ringer-t, possible my 70ish jacket, and my cargo shorts, you owe me majorly not only was it beer but it wasnt a sweet smelling nectar, it was miller lite!, "Watch out, Hohman!" I watched out I dodged my head to a side I thought would be safe, but no you were holding a pint of beer there! It spilled all over me so I had to rub myself with a lime to cover up the horrid stench for andrew's(rauble's) mishap!. I really was horny tonight too, I mean full moon, bright sky, graveyards, all things that turn me on, I am going to sleep and hope to dream of something good I could have had a chicka hadn't it been for rauble spilling a beer all over, and maybe me being piss ass drunk!, I dont know what else to say but Jesus tittie fucking chirst and a group of pirates ready to toss me over board to the sharks of the ol' carrib!, yeah I am drunk deal with that bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!! Creeper called me while I was drunk too, but I was too drunk to have a dreal convo cause he was drunk, drunkeness rules the TT should all get drunk together it would be great I will host the drunkeness, and I also want to know who is 21 and who is not, tell me now!, goodnight I have to work tomorrow and I have so much homework it isnt even funny, see I am not laughing good night TTT
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thought I didnt urinate in public tonight I did steal from quip's pub but I cant find the god damn item anywhere iit smeels so bad so I thought my dog could sniff it out but so farnothing, damn anyone who was out with us last night plaese tell me where I put it shhhhhhh?!
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Right after I reminded you to grab the towel out of my car, you tossed it onto your driveway in a fit of raging ecstasy. I think you walked inside afterwards, so check your driveway...
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