where's the ether, acid, and adrenal extract?

Im hammered, I got a penthouse shirt and saw the september penthouse girl today at street warriors @ norwalk raceway w00t. nothing like beer, cars and girls

imdone drunk as a skunk

somehow i missed this thread last night while i was drunk, but the post basically would have been "TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT I DON'T TO LET YOU GO TILL YOU SEE THE LIGHT"

or some variations thereof. go eddie money.

drunk two nights in a row. not bad for me.

you don't sound drunk enough

i was typing proficient drunk last night.

I was thinking to emeyself and I thought. Is public urination good, bad, or absoultrely illegal. I have yet to sort it out in tmy hea but I [ersonalylal dont mind it at all. Cause as Rauble, crrep and amant y others might know I am a proficient pissered no matter how public it is. So I want ato know wjat your opinion is on public urination is it a sexual crime, a crime, or just some fucking asshale having some fun and giving his endocrine system a break?(I am a bio major for atleast a semester yet) I know I have pissed in a hotel foutain, behind a bar, many cars, and many other thingkys, but I want to knoew your opinions, so maybe make it apoll or something, I drank 4 blue mooons, half a yuelning pitcher, another yuegling, three tom collings, woooo all int like 3:00s. Wooottttties!

I just hit my leg really bad going up the stairs after going to the batheroom in a none publeic place!, I am bleeding and I think going to bed, good night all you chillens, I shall be back hopefully alive but maybe not?1 perhaps?

Wow two nights in a row!, I am going for a record cause I think I am drinking tomorrow, then again on friday and then again of saturday but I have every right too, cause it is the last week b4(internet slang for "before" for all you yuppie fucks that dont know the lingo) school starts again. I played around the world with beers but I didnt get to ausiee, sorry fosters Ill save you for tomorrow!, Ok I am not a duink person though I play one on this message board, and quite well I must add, come on rauble post here please I dont want to be the weirdo drunken poster that everyone laughs at and pokes with sharp kitchen tools/sticks of a larg nature. I could type for housrs but I have to work tomorrow morning, and my leg is shaking STOP IT, wow good night!!!!!

you can write a paragraph in a drunk thread but can't give me one review every three months!? ;)

Maybe he should drink and then write the reviews...Optimus' Funky Drunken Corner

that's not a bad idea...

Yet again I seem to find myself in that odd, predictable place/state of mind known as drunkeness. Did I splash hot wax onto three friends, yes, did I lose my wallet only to have it returned with 15+ dollars, yes, did I engage the band playing at the bar to give me a CD of theirs for $5 only to have them try to outwit me of 420 of my hard earned cash!, yese. Was there a a special on long island iced teas for 2 dollars, yes. Am I drunk out of my mind yes?. Wow I need sleep but I would rather huh....write a review for good-evil.com, sounds goood, except there is no fucking good-evil where did it go and how do people get chances to read my overtly sexist, racist, occupationist, and yes even perhaps alittle bias towards blue eyed people of french descent reviews?!?! I dont know so until I see a site back up and running I shall not review anythiong drunk or not!, and why the hell didnt we go to YP!!!! the bartender there is so hot! I mean nothing is better then a female with long raven colered locks down to her fair skinned, slightly exposed waist, revealing onlyy a taste hint of what may very well be a tatto. To bed I go, until tomorrow night at which point I hopw to post with a bunch of you others and we all be as drunk as I am know wow I was ascared I drove tonightt then I remepebered that I didnt drive anywhere it pays to discover?!?! huh good night Hohman sigining off

good-evil.COM?

christ, you are drunk.

and if you splash me again with hot wax, i will headbutt you, the likes of which you have never seen!

dude, what happened with the story of the dream you had of TTT!?

I totally forgot about that!, I am scared to post it though, you know what if it comes true?

[quote=GT2000]Maybe he should drink and then write the reviews...Optimus' Funky Drunken Corner

Ok four nitghts ina row is crazy, but I mean seriously there is a partial test tube meeting of the PA crew here, creeper is passed out on my floor after watching some rediculous ren and stimp, andrew left ju, I mean rauble just left after being our travelling mistrel, and yes we visited the second oldest graveyard in pennsylvania all while drunk(you gothy peeps should like that). Man sparkz fucks you up too I think 1/1 of the party was bleed from atleast one orphace of thier body too al you people that missed the party nutz to you all but dont fret my friends soon there shall be another part that is more tolerant of your trashy new jersey ways, and or whatever not as cool state as PA you come from. Wow liqour is sooo mcuh cheeper in Maryland though creeper and I saved like a metric fuck-ton of cash today, god bless! Oh and I may post about the dream I had of TTT maybe. Johnny, and GT2000 were in it, I dont know you that well but already you mad it into a dream awesome huh? I also just want to say CHOW CHOW!!!!!! bitches my love for you overflows that was to all you TTT people that put up with these insane posts and dont worry Ill sober up and post actual topics come school time, I swear. back to my bacardi 151!!!!!! I know you all cant wait till tomorrow night, but hold on to your panties it will come, Hohman singing out, sign sing same shit, PEACE

urrghle, me = teh durnk last night.

still kinda feeling it.