I dont think theres one person that I hang out with on a regular basis that hasnt seen my junk. Sober or not.

Oh my god. So drunk right now.

Definitely the drunkest I've ever been.

Started drinking around 3PM on a Wednesday afternoon. Here it is, 7:16, and I feel like total shit. I think this might be the first time I've ever thrown up from alcohol.

i'm coming down hard but heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy okay

Wow, what a day that was.

Didn't throw up though.

*fist pump*

drunkest you've ever been and you were able to post? my drunkest had me passed out on the bathroom floor. Or throwing up in someone else's bed. Or blacked out and taking shots of patron at every turnover of the superbowl. Or worse...but maybe im just a fucking drunk.

but i never flash. no one would see my boobs.

well, unless youre being raped.

jesse...if you could post coherently, you weren't that drunk. me and optimus are gonna set you straight.

liss has failed her role as a women of TTT. ban her. stormy, you had better watch it.

hey guys, its my seasonal visit, i came by to post this. now i gottsta jet, i have internets to save!

I had a lot of trouble typing that, but I corrected all my mistakes.

thats much different from flashing. flashing is intentional boobage.

you said "no one would see my boobs", and im saying your rapist would.

You don't have to be completely naked to get raped, also stop talking about getting raped that should be a No-Fly zone.

if being raped is truely a no-fly zone, i have lost incentive to go to testfest. im just doing that thing i do, whats it called again.... oh yeah, keeping it real.

jeppy gets points for pulling out that photo

vodka sake beer beer beer.

wasted.

fucking bitch that dated my boyfriend before me is dating my ex boyfriend that.... um she is a mean person and i want to kick her in the knee. i hope she gets crabs eventually.

Sounds like someone is jealous of alittle crab infestation\ i typed this on my PSP so drunk devil confections

how were you still drunk at 9am?

i couldn't really tell if i was drunk or not really drunk last night. but when my alarm went off this morning by accident, i felt more drunk than i did last night.

I am dead sober :(


and fucking hungry as hell