I'll participate and win!, Also Red, white, or blush? Year, and make?

I dont knwo about this, but I think we should have a drunken phone call thread, I couldnt find out how to make it couasye I drank tomouch tonight. I has some greek liqour, some scotch, ALOT of whiskjety and I bruprer. Just do it dont fucking talk shit!

Wow almost a month! I shouldnt of drank I did. I was forced, fuck hollywoood italians and man Justine is hot, also Jake my boy bartneder from Marion Court no longer workser there! He is a brickyard employee! fuck I am sad :( Tears aplenty!

dude... that blows! jake is the man, but i'm not going to the brickyard ever.

My atheist and agnostic club had a kick ass party last night.

I was not drunk, because I've got lab... now, but it's a shame we don't have turn out like that at our meetings.

atheist and agnostic club party....sounds empty, and purposeless :P jk

There was quite the debaucherous showing!

ooh, ooh, me me me me...me drunk! on...chardonnay! did i spell that right?

Sorry my phone was off, guys. Uhh... nice message.

-Amalia

ah Amalia...

hohman was not pleased you did not answer your phone.

And...I'm sorry I accidentally hung up on you and then did not call back. I was in a Midlake concert in LA. It was loud anyway.

I like using excuses too, Amoliea ;) , and Liss, It makes it so much easier to blow people off! Yeah thats right I said it!

<-----DRUNK, I think I am skipping my class tomorrow, I have to work too, then wotk again, and OUZU rulez! GUTTENBURG, JOHAN forever!

SPRING BREAK

and I've had like, two margaritas.

I'm a terrible college student.

what you should do is live every week as if it were [was? help, grammar nazi(s)!] spring break.

Instead, I will do a week's worth of drinking tonight, while I clean my room.

as long as you do it at some point...

Unfortunately, a week's worth of alcohol for me isn't so much. I've gotten old and more boring.

old!? that's crazy talk

it's probably just too much schoolwork.

Johnny, dont defend them, those non-drinkers(people who have a reasonable amount of liqour are included in that group)! You need to mock them at every chance you get! Like lets say...Now!