No boob touching here, but also no man kissing... fair trade I guess...

Yeah yeah, but at least there are boobs to LOOK at. Right?

when max touches my moobs, i feel seriously violated.

Jess, you got out just in time...the santa ana winds picked up bad in this area. Awful. I forgot that was one reason I wanted to leave CA in the first place.

why call them "moobs"?... it's not like the real things are called "foobs" or "woobs".

tsk

actually... there aren't even that many to look at right now...

What exactly are the Santa Ana winds?

I think I heard somewhere that it's all the smog blown in from LA or something like that?

why not just call yourself "baby"?

i mean, sheesh. man + boobs = moobs. women + boobs = boobs. i'm not seeing the problem here.

mitties*

mussy

wait.. BUNNY!? whaaa?

What? Doth my blenis offend? I mean really, big and long is the desired size, riiight?

It actually clears out the smog. Theyre these miserable winds that come off the santa ana mountains...like blow like 70 mph and knock down trees. And its not like gusts....just relentless blowing!!! :) I hate the Santa Ana winds.

Sounds awful. Like what you get for 200 bucks in vegas awful.

speaking of, 6 days to vegas. Any takers?

Will I get laid (not by you necessarly, just by anyone)?

In Vegas? Well, if you want to get laid in Vegas, I will find you a lay in Vegas.

Thats promising.

*in deep concentration*

:shoots a BB at malta's head:

you up for a party too bunny? I turn 21...in...5 days!