yeah...he was frisky last night.

you'll most likely get a call tonight.

you're a fag... stop liking shakespeare in love, you faggy flamer

I kept trying to call last night...or not really trying, but more wondering in dismay where my cell phone was beneath mounds of candy and solo cups and beer cans and jello-shot dixie cups and people's costume accessories. I found it this morning beneath a spaceman spiff "mask" and a bag of chips.

It was a good halloween/housewarming/birthday party.

Costumes are fun. Rum punch is fun. I lost at beruit. Twice.

MY SOUL AND THE RE-DEFINING OF NIRVANA!!!

About me not becomming crazying brina andrew, those plans didnt work, but I think I entertained ythe entire house, ooorah! for being driven home!

Drunk again. Sorry I didn't call anybody.

Tonight's drink, Fireball whiskey. Tastes like hotballs going down. Some of you have probably had it.

It's good.

Time to play drunken DDR.

drink drink revolution? sounds like a recipe for vomit...

asshole, i was totally drunk tonihgt. but yeah, didnt call nobody. ooooops.

I might me drunk but I came up with two new great sex moves tonight, the "triple deek", and the "crome cap", so amazing! I had a drgeat night, no more drinking during the work/school week for me...till tuesday! and I am sticking by that

Am I the only person in the world that can type perfectly fine while drunk?

perfectly fine

Eat that bitch!

i'm just wondering... who here would honestly let me crash at their place?

we've know each other for so god damn long, it should be a no brainer by now, but who would honestly allow a TTTer to crash at their place?

i honestly would.

who would let me crash at their place in korea while i taught english?

Why does everyone call the Internet when it's drunk?

i can't promise i wouldnt molest you, but you are welcome anytime in lancaster.

Bitch I would molest all you bitches, ALL OF YOU even the peple I know and love, MOLESTATION ABOUND! I totally love these new faces too! :huh2:

and yes those faces are of me molesting you....ALL! w/ Love!

I dont think I said this but I stole an entire chair from my favorite bar, yeah that was hard but it rulled I broke one, then got one. Ill try to get zach to take a picture for my profile imiage, it will rule the first one I broke cause I threw it too far and it broke into pieces....the second one made tI!

eat my fuck