i'm sure optimus keeps track of these things--maybe in some sort of spreadsheet. he should publish this information.

we had a huge discussion about this at one of the wine fires... man, what a complex system

I remember that, It was an awesome night. ILove your mothers, daughters, sibblings of a female nature, and your friend of the same. My twat is your twat. I climbed a combine, and them threw corn kernal at my friends while I was on top of the machine love me, hate me, love me! school or no :cool:

Percocet fucks you up so I dont want to say anything to sugestive, cause I know you and I will never meet. Although, liss you are so welcome for you man points you deserve them, and then some. I mean I still have yet to meet a female that drinks as much as you, and can hold it whith out going all crazy bitch on me, much love and cali rocks, your bestest pal me!

awwwwwwwww......

it's been awhile since i've been drunk at all. not really drunk that much tonight but i've at least got a nice buzz.

Earth Vs. Spider was a pretty awful movie, but quality Sci Fi television for sure.

Wouldn't we all like to have crab legs comming out of our mouth?, oh and that hot little thang of a nurse ;). The title has nothing to do with the movie...

last night i had a good drunk. i didn't get too sloppy 'cause i still had to get home on my trusty bicycle, but it was a good time.

lol...

"I hope you have a big trunk... because I'm puttin' my bike in it."

unless you count the fact that Dan Aykroyd was about the size of the earth in that movie.

I went to a wedding last night.

I was wasted before the 3 pm dinner. open bar you know.

liss is awesome.

liss make sure you don't party yourself out (kinda like slurms mackenzie did)

slurms went out the way he wanted to. partying hard.

like i say to everyone, the summer is for partying, and I start classes in a week. during school, I work too hard to party. now, i do have a housewarming/halloween/21st birthday-for-a-friend-party coming up in a few weeks, and that will be a rare exception.

I'm gonna make orange jello shots! mwaha!

Ok, so tonight totally scores a 100% out of 100%, I mean seriously. I finsihed my second day of orientation at work, one more to go! I went to marion court, our common go to place, although we normally dont play poker there anymore. We never make it on time, dont care to go, or just are sick and tired of it (we only made it to poker there once this entire summer). So I go tonight and find out it is the finals, for the summer, so alot of people played, and alot was at stake. and I drank 4 shots of JD, a gin and tonic, miller light, miller light, hop devil, guiness, miller light!, I was so wasted at one point I knocked my beer on the poker table, and they let me stay. Whatever, ok I ended up winning!!! I was 100,000+ chips to 6,000+ in the final head up and it only lasted one round, he had pocket 5s, and I had Ace, and a five shouting out I won, before any card was filped (dumb I know), but then I got 2 more aces on the flop, meaning he was drawing dead!!!! I won all the money for the summer, and bar bucks! then my driver friend took my another bar, and my friends there all bet me to talk to this chick, well hit on her, I was like I feel bad Ill just go talk to her, I did, I got her @@# and she works where I work, has a 4 year old son, loooks to be about 26 if that!, so hot, long black hair, lovely green eyes, loves headbutts(her mom used to give them to her), lived in pa for awhile moved to New jersey, then back to pa, like working at the hospital! lol I loved tonigth, on my top 10 none sex experiance nights!, maybe top 15 all time! Love you guys hope you read, oh I was nice too I bought her two drinks probably talked well over 2 hours, no puking either, I need to piss though!!! and then sleep, I have to be up soon!

great body, and sense of humor +19 weeeeho

I spent tonight eating dinner with my parents, playing lufia and listening to the producers soundtrack.


I think by default, I have to be gay or something.

No, no...my roommates and I spent the night moving our furniture around, fixing the zipper on a beanbag, and watching a movie. Don't feel bad Marshall.

Opti, congrats on the girl and the poker and especially on the not puking part!

Ok, here it is, my first entry into this thread. I'm pretty drunk right now.

I called Creeper, but he didn't answer his phone, so I left him a voicemail. A few minutes later Optimus Funk called me back and told me never to call them. And that he'd be the one to do all the calling when they're drunk.

I don't know if they knew I was drunk.

Sorry if this is impossible to follow.