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got a 24 for the price of 12 from the girl i know from the beer store and got shitty on my last day before school

I'm not drunk.

The bartenders I work with drink hella lot. We're not allowed to drink at work so i guess it's a tension release to destroy ourselves when we finish a shift.

I could never be a bartender is all I am going to say, I would never want to be one anyway. Any job where they say your not allowed to drink at work is no job for me!, and I guess the reason I dont think bartenders drink is beacuse I normally black out by the time bars close.

Ok so pittsburg won(woot!), andrew was going to come over to my house never showed(unwoot), my other friends(standard football crew,+ben,+hess) came and much beer drinking, yelling, swearing and jinks however high they maybe happened!. it was a fun game to watch anyone else watch,play, or care about football non-european sadly :(, if you dont I will definately not post as much about my love of the sport...but worry not I will still post how drunk I get, fuck I am bored goodnight, mi corazon de fuego!

i just threw up water in an irish bar in korea

i was drunk beofre getting there, and this irish chick made me drink water... should i be concerned?

She totally saw you as the only white boy within a few thousand miles, and decided to toatally horse tranquilize your ass, so she could use and abuse you. Your lucky you puked that up, or you would be at the whim of some crazy irish bitch, Shirley Manson style!

my only worry is that you went to an irish bar in korea.

optimus was truly crunked last night. and got my one friend pretty insanely sick too.

i on the other hand, didn't drink anything and enjoyed some pizza at 4am. huzzah!

god damn you, optimus! i actually felt pretty great this morning except for a nagging headache. woke up, made some eggs and tea, and now i'm here!

i fell asleep watching antiques road show apparently.

Lol, I love making people drink more then they should, it makes me feel like I accomplished something. Oh and I am a drunken Halo god!

where does all yer booze money come from?? my pockets are almost always empty. but yesterday was payday so i can get liquored tonight.

i spent $10 last night, and usually i only drink 2-3 beers if i go out. optimus, on the other hand, likes to buy drinks for people, and spends up to $80 on himself! but, we all live with out parents and there is jack shit to do around here besides drinking and drinking related activities.

dude, seriously, kris was mad trashed last night. borderline sick. his mouth was a geyser of puke on the ride home.

no more giving him secret shots.

mmm... puke geysers

mmmmm....secret shots, Who would have done something like that?

i'm painkillered up. i just got out of the hospital. i was pretty sure i was dying, because it hurt (hurts) so bad but it turned out to be a severe kidney infection. LET THAT BE A WARNING TO YOU OTHER DRUNKARDS!

Ewwww liss stay away from me!, Also get better =)
And if you drove out to cali, with this infection, you totally know what I am going to give you? Ok so you know what fuck it is especially when you say it hurt so back I dont care, you get +11.25 man points accept them, love them, and yeah as I said before get better my one friend, jen got the same thing she was out for awhile in pain and what not, I guess it sucks but dont try to make us second guess our drinking,....bitch?(just seeings how that flies*

Ok so as of tonight I have drank 7 days in a row! Partly because I finaly got the last word on getting my new job, witch(yes I love me witches) is paying me quite well, but also cause it is only the first week of school and I did this exact same thing last year, I defer to page 4 of the drunk thread for conformation. Ok so I saw a movie on scifi and by movie I may mean a few movies and I found out most of the women had fake breasts, to all my homies in cell block 6(you guys) is the fake breast ok for you? cause if it is anything more then looking I have to say veto, I love natural, but I want your opinion. and females, mostly only liss, and sometimes the house sitting stormy wench how are your feeling of the implant? Give me your tired, your sick, your answers! Now, for ai am drunk and I am optimus!

I actually stopped to visit my dad, who is working around Phoenix...so now some strange Arizonian hospital has all my private information, from my last period to my last sexual encounter.

And I was partly kidding about the drinking. I'm sure that's a part of it, seeing how I drank more this summer than most people will in their lives, but they said that it was probably from the job I worked this summer...I would go 8-10 hours without weewee breaks and apparently, that can cause serious issues. Lesson learned. Piss often.

Thanks for the man points. I wonder how many you have awarded me now.

I'm only on percocet, but I feel so weird.