oh shut up, i posted it drunk.

actually, optimus was serious.

fine. yes on rubbers, and CHOCOLATE FUDGE cake batter. better?

That just saved your life, little missy, so dont get snippy with me. I'm a member of the North American Rubber Users With A Message, Pennsylvania Chapter President!

Also was the batter Duncan Hines, or Betty Crocker? This is even more important then before!

hohman may be a drunk, but he's a safe, practical drunk.

hah

hahhaha

bwahahhahahahahhahaah



good one

drunk in a foreign country, so fuck you! and liss is hot, so she can do who ever or whateber she wants!

i know, i had a hard time typing that one out.

By the way, thank you for letting it be known that you were stalking me on myspace. With your dirty comments. Oh, you.

all other type of comments suck. and i'm hardly stalking... i don't think i've ever stalked anyone

damn.

You bastards!, I knew you weren't my friends from the get go! Oh my bottle of bacardi is! Ruckus!

drunk post. i fucking rock at the video bowling game at my local shady ass bar. fuckin right.

wow, liss has a crush on me... oh, and drunk. natch.

and drunk again... apparently i'm still the man.

we'll have to break your two game hitting streak tonight.

last night i went out for drinks after work with the group of people i work with. it was a good time, but i was (and still am) pretty broke, so i only had a couple beer. also i had to ride my bike home and i might fall over if i'm too drunk.

i sat in the middle of the street at three am trying to hail a taxi

spoiler alert: i fucking got one... he reversed from half a block away because he thought i was crazy. which i am.

i am drunk and bitter. very bitter.

eat more pineapple... it'll fix that in a few days.