i'm sure i already know the answer to this, but.. has anybody ever told you that you're a fucking idiot before?

My head tells me to do to the bathroom but my bladder say I can hold it in, should I risk it? you be the judge! fuck I have to go. yeah and german 7 century old beer sucks ass!!!!!!!!! I hate you Lienevievfiefbeiubfatfrauenkieter whatever the name was zach do you know? yueling is better/

Huzzah for Alcohol.

who the fuck..?


Also, going to St. Louis this weekend. If anyone wants to come party in a hotel room with a bunch of nerds, feel free.

yeah...seriously. i expect explanations!

that was the longest gin and tonic of my life

i saw peter frampton tonight!
do you feeeeeel like we do?

oh and also, loverboy and eddie money.
everybody's jerkin on the weekend...
two tickets to paradise...
huh?

vodka and soda. I cant get past this absolut phase. And it is slowly destroying my brain.

vodka sucks, who wants some god damn well filtered liqour!, corn mash moonshine is the shit! you fuckers!, EAT MY SHIT

drunk!!!!!!!!! korea = $130 for a bottle of absolute... good thing i wasn't paying.

Sapphire and Tonic... extra lime...... god... I drink way to many of these.

...You're kidding right?

I got 4 .5 liter bottles of GOOD vodka for like..a total of 880 rubles...

rubles, I want rubies, RUBIES!, cause they are worth more, and I assume smell more like strawberries! WITH CREAMER!

also I want a dark haired russian female and vodka......still waiting. It is only tuesday and I am trashed

Bombay Sapphire, my friend if so, you and I have a good chance of being friends until I headbutt your ass to the floor....good gin, though Tom Collins rule over the the gin and soda world!

Be lucky you got anything..as in nothing..nothing is still something.

i just called zach at 4 am his time. mwahhaahhaha. i am d----runk. and i just kicked 2 guyss asses twice in a row at video bowling. who says girls are bad at sports, bitches? and at drinking? huh? and i had a guy at a bar tell me to save my virginity until i met the right man. and i went from one bar where my whole graduating class from high school was partying, or at least a dozen of them, to my locals bar, to the gulf of mexico in my panties. i went swimming, and im even skeered of sharks.

When I come to mobile, we are hanging out.

I want to hang, I am so drunk I called liss with xzahcs phone but he called dumbly I mean I dnt nkoe I had so mch wine tomorrow II be better! adn call you all Marshalll how was the game we talked about now kidding where is my chainsaw?

yea, sorry I couldn't talk when you called. I had to be at work at 11 pm for a deep clean behind the bars that lasted until 3:30 am. Now it is 9:00 am and I am leaving to go back and work!!